rom A Book That I Am Not Quite Sure What To Call So There.
A lot of Derek's handwriting I can't decypher, so he will have to correct this later.
This reads like a list of data you would type into an AI project like Mindpixel.

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Useless Facts II

1. The look of Ireland has nothing to do with the look of Australia.
2. There are no kangaroos in the art rooms.
3. There are no SAS people hiding in A3. A3 was an art classroom at comprehensive school.
4. There are pictures in the art room.
5. The people in France speak French.
6. Biscuits are not strange purple things for putting down toilets.
7. Toilet Ducks are not really ducks.
8. Domestos is not alive.
9. Toilets very rarely eat people who use them.
10. Janine's brothers have taken a barstool from a pub.
11. I do not find sticking a pelican down your throat and shouting 'bananas' funny.
12. I am not chained to the top of the Empire State Building.
13. My house cannot leave the ground easily.
14. Mr Mason is not green (Environmentally friendly.)
15. I have never tried eating concentrated sulphuric acid or concord.
16. Old ladies can incinerate foetus's Er, not sure if that was there originally?

>Does it even count as a fact?
Is it grammatically correct?
>Nope, definitely not grammatically correct. "Belonging to foetus" is what is used there, when it should be foetuses
Maybe there's a word or phrase missing; like '...can incinerate foetus's DVD collection of Alan Alda films.'
>They would still need to have 'a' in there and then they would probably need to be a bit more specific as to how they could do it. Oh by the way, I've sent you an email, did you get it?