All spelling errors are as they appear in the original.

Once on Crystal, a planet on the far side of the galaxy, was an old woman called Rumala.
She could manage to talk to all the animals of Crystal and one day a bird flew down from the window.
it said that a monster was ripping up and distroying [sic] all of Crystal's forests, lakes, hills and all the flowers including the most beutiful [sic], wonderful, amazing flowers of all, the Flowers of Crystal.
[pause for breath]
Rumala was worried and soon found out that it wasn't a monster but a machine doing this to make way for hotels and houses for the millions of toriests [sic] that come every year to view it's spectacular sights.
Blids are worm-like creatures that hate the chemical that come from the Flowers of Crystal's roots so now they live deep undergrownd [sic] where it can't get them.
Torests [sic] pict [sic] the flowers so the blids come more to the surface.
Mr Grumble was a rich and fat man and he loved bubblegum.