Michael The Mad Axeman

Once upon a time there was this madman who went round chopping people up with his axe 'Herman'. He and Herman had such fun times together such as the time they went to Skegness...

That day, when Michael The Mad Axeman woke, he felt he was bored of Grimethorpe and needed some excitement in his life. So he went to the train station and got on the train to Skegness. "May I see your ticket, sir?" Said the Inspector

Of course Michael hadn't paid and had no intention of doing so and just chopped the guard up. He was easy. All it took was a nice quick swing into the guts then a good chop down onto his head, splitting it into two. Oh how the blood spurted and ran down the walls! Time seemed to fly from then on until he reached Skegness. He left the station and headed for the seafront. On the way he got asked the time by some holiday maker whom he dispatched with a powerful upward swing between his legs. Oh how he screamed! When he arrived at the seafront he really set to work! Chop! Chop! All day long. He almost lost track of time. But still whne he got home he was pleased to be back home and so brutally butchered a family for the hell of it. That night he slept really well.

The End.

By Derek Williams

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proving I have a fairly sick imagination at time too. It's black humour I tell you! -Derek