How The Dinosaurs Died Out

Jamie went riding, but kept falling off. So he solved this problem by nailing himself to the saddle. The only trouble was, now the saddle kept sliding off. So he nailed that to the horse.

Now everything was just fine and he rode all around the forest, deserts and the oceans.

Then one day, Jamie realised he might want to get off at some point. But when he did try to get off, he found he couldn't because he was firmly nailed in place.
For a while he cried and cried, until the nails had turned to rust. But now Jamie was rusted to the saddle and the saddle to the horse.
Jamies body didn't know where it ended now as his skin was merged with leather, so it grew into the saddle, as did the horse's flesh.

And sure enough, all the dinosaurs had died out.

by Duncan Timiney, from the pink book of the Bowling Alley series