Did you know?

• If you knew everything *I* knew, you'd wish you didn't know so much

• If you took all the magnetic tapes in the world and tied them all together they would be completely useless.
• If you took all the letters in all the books and writem all down, all the letters would be in an alphabet.
• If all the cars in the world were piled on top of each other they wouldn't reach the moon because they would all fall over.
• If an elephant could jump like a flea, nobody would be living in Africa and wouldn't have to cut down any rainforests.
• If all the dogs were put into one big kennel then the person who did it will get reported to the RSPCA and sent to court.