A Lovely Story About A Woman

She sat there at the dawn of time watching and listening with great interest to the bipeds on the planet surface. She moved her hand to push away the cucumber (which had been annoying her for the last half a century) about a squidgy bit on his upper torso. She moved her head causing wisps of her hair to flow accross her faces. As she watched, an ocean wash away a small sea village and a volcano killed 7000 people. She smiled causing an earthquake to sink an island.

If you have not realised this, she controls all natural disasters. Like all women :- mother nature is a right bitch.


By Janine Ward

It's from Doodle Book 0. I had a little trouble deciding how to punctuate this as it's largely without punctuation in the original. Sorry to Janine if I have it wrong. -Derek