Duncan's Predictions for 1996:

January :

• Belgium invades luxembourg
• Big Fun release a comeback album
• Liam Neeson dies

February:

• Some Amiga software is released.
• Luxembourg overrun by Belgium.
• John Major Wins general election.

• Some mice cough.
• Belgium form peace treaty with a vole. *
• Luxembourg Prime Minister found swinging from a noose in a tool shed. He is arrested for 20 years.

• Vince Clarke explodes, causing residence of Swindon to play Ludo with the Archbishop of Cantebury.
• Alien 4 hits the big screen

• My mum loses her car keys