The Director

The woman behind it all: Elizabeth Sayre (fuckyoucamp). A cruel maniac? A tragic figure driven mad by heartbreak? A misunderstood hero struggling against insurmountable forces? A nutcase with too much time on her hands?

The world may never know.

However, this much we know. Deduced thus far; The Director is the one who created the hellhole known as Camp Fuck You Die, though she evidently did not name it such (another group of campers apparently has that honor, though no other mentions of said group have turned up). The Director has been established as being female, apparently middle-aged, with blonde hair and spectacles. She looks different to everyone, suggesting that her current appearances are merely illusions, but the aformentioned look was the most commonly seen. She had a fiance at one time, but he was brutally murdered. She seems to hold immense powers of unknown origin and limit, and can command the camp to do as she pleases (though as the November 2005 incident shows, her "subjects" can sometimes get out of control). She once killed a camper by causing him to have a brain hemmorhage, seemingly simply by willing it to be. Not to be fucked with.

The Family

Stephen Debussey (nevertogaslight)

The fiancé who is apparently not dead yet.

Loudspeaker (fu_loudspeaker)

Cause it's Teeeeerrooooooorrr Time again!!

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The loudspeaker is, quite literally, the Director's mouthpiece. There are actually several situated at various locations about camp, but they are all referred to as one general object. The loudspeakers are made of titanium, and all attempts to destroy or cripple them have been largely unsuccessful thus far. Blaring out in a harsh voice at volume level 13 out of 10, the loudspeaker is your source for announcements of what the new form of misery is for the day. The entity known as "Loudspeaker" in particular has been deduced to be an older male (I.E. firstborn) named George, who has been the announcer since the very beginning of camp. He was first seen on 10 May 2009, when he led the attack against the killer zombies.

Softspeaker (fu_softspeaker)

A separate personality behind the loudspeaker, he appears to be named Gregory. Appeared more recently, and tends to show a softer side than the harsh, cruel Loudspeaker. Still carries out the Director's orders to a T, though. Often gets into fights with Loudspeaker, and with both of them using the same PA system (which they never bother to turn off), it can get somewhat confusing.

noobspeaker (fu_noobspeaker)

First appearing on the night of 2 November 2009, the noobspeaker is distinguished by its chipper attitude, sparkles and comic sans font. The Director, as omnipotent as she is, apparently got pressed into equal opportunity loudspeaker hiring.

Masqué

A mysterious man with bird talons for hands and an apparent delight for psychopathic sadism who ran a Cry Wolf game with gruesome in-camp consequences in October 2009. He claimed to have "removed" both the Director's fiancé and brother, the Loudspeaker, but those two turned out to be Not Dead Yet. Masqué was defeated when Loudspeaker led the campers trapped in the game to safety and Stephan killed Masqué while riding the Director's zombie-fied mother.

The Director

The Family

Director Posts

Loudspeaker Posts

Softspeaker Posts

Stephan Posts