E, also known as Excel, solves crimes by riding around on a bicycle and wearing a cool hat. She is clearly the best detective because her name comes first alphabetically.

L is not to be confused with the camp zombies... OR IS HE?

Mello wears leather and eats chocolate and makes polls about sex. Oh, and he's probably a good detective or something.

Near could probably build us a new camp out of Legos. ...that'd be pretty cool, actually.