Naruto's Ass

• Riddle's lab
• Kunai
• A sandwich
• The limp shadow of a pickle
• Fragile butterfly wings
• More like fragile butterfly wangs. Oh, snap!
• Itachi's ninja scrolls
• The murder weapon
• Incoming campers
• Camp Fuck U Die
• The Alpha and Omega
• The entire Spanish Armada
• Amelia Earhart
• What the hell is this list?
• Things within Naruto's ass. It says so right at the top.
• Yeah, but when did this become something that warranted having a list?
• There was a fanfic. Or something.
• The above argument took place within Naruto's ass.
• The above can't really be considered an argument, but nevertheless took place within Naruto's ass.
• Fine then, the above interaction took place within Naruto's ass.
• That's better. Oh, and btw? The above correction took place within Naruto's ass.
• The statement below is true (and in Naruto's ass).
• The statement above is false (and in Naruto's ass).
• - - - The above redacted for not being a true contradiction. If the first statement is in Naruto's ass but the second is not, contradiction poofs. SORRY
• Jimmy Hoffa.
• Your mom.
• Yuusuke's mom, who rapes young children for their "hot, white cum."
• Kakashi's mid-life sexual awakening.
• Biz. Because of Super Taboo.
• My papers that my teacher lost.
• NOT the key to the Universe. That's in Ranma's. :D (Yeah, whatev.)
• The Philosopher's Stone
• ...his prostate?