OBJECTION!

The two Gay Lawyers and one Dead Lawyer (and a Cowboy) showed up one counselor round.

This brought all of the underage female sidekicks to the yard.

Court is now in session.

The Lawyers

Phoenix Wright
Gay lawyer.

Miles Edgeworth
Gay lawyer.

Mia Fey
Dead lawyer.

The Underage Female Sidekicks

...are not counselors. But this is who they are.

Maya Fey

Franziska von Karma
Or however the hell you spell her name come on people write something witty here for yourselves don't let me fuck up your information.

EXCUSE ME? I am neither underaged nor a sidekick! I HAVE sidekicks! Miles Edgeworth, for one!!

Ema Skye

The Cowboy

Jake Marshall
Not a lawyer.