Gwendal's uterus is
Tom Riddle's fault. (Gwendal von Walde would like to add, "IT IS
A PERFECTLY NATURAL." And Wolfram corrects Gwendalniichan's grammar. For the love of... TYPOS HAPPEN, LIKE WOLFRAM'S PERIODS. Like Gwendal's
neverending PMSing ass periods. Really, at this point I would have thought Gwendal was going through menopause, or perhaps he is pregnant. Again. But the Maou says STFU, because brothers should never fight. Wolfram tells the Maou he has better things to do than tell them to be quiet; like let his fiance "educate" him. An Audience member would like to say that you two both equally suck at "educating". That audience member can go die. Ahahaha and the Audience member would like to add that if Wolfram and the Maou spend all their time editing entries, they shall never get laid. Audience Member B would like to point out that you two sound like *quite* the married couple, MOZEL TOV. Audience Member n+1 always thought it was spelled "mazel tov"...? Gwendal would like to say, GOD, STOP MAKING THE ENTRY ABOUT MY BUTTERUS LONGER THAN THE ROAD TO THEE ORIENT. Audience member 3 would like to ask ...you mean like this, Gwendal? Suzu types stuff here with the sole purpose of making the butterus paragraph even LONGER. For the win! For great justice! For the ZAFT! Audience member B would like to point out how at least it's the entry about your so-called butterus that's long and not the butterus itself. Audience member C would like to add "we hope." This is true. The Maou still thinks you are all retarded. So? Audience Member D thinks the Maou's one to talk. Wolfram thinks you can all stfu about his Maou. GRR. Audience Member E hands out the caramel flavored popcorn and demands to know why his wonderful Maou doesn't say anything on it himself. Audience Member D thinks Wolfram's cute when he gets all "RAWR WILL PROTECT YUURI." So that's okay. Yeah, whatever. Audience member E would like to add that it's hilarious how long the butterus entry is getting and hopes that the rest of the audience is happy with what they've done. Audience Member D is, yes. Audience member B: Well, it *could* be longer... Audience Member C says "Obviously we need to work on that then." Audience Member 3.1415926535897932384626433832795 wants this post to have some pi(e) in it. So he plants pi seeds in Gwendal's butterus with the hopes that he shall give birth to some beautiful pie babies. He also hopes the rest of the Audience is proud of his efforts to stretch the butterus entry.)
Yachiru would ask why this looks to be the longest section of the wiki yet, but knows the answer anyway.
-Is it because Wolfram and his Maou are insane?
-Is it because there's enough room in the uterus to throw a rockin' party?
(No, that's Pell's uterus.)
-Is it because it stays crunchy, even in milk?
-Ew, raw uterus.
-Crunchy
and shiny, why not?
Gwendal von Walde says: ... Right, so I demand shounen retard sacrifices left at the altar or I may inflict damage upon you all. Gay damage. That is all.
Himejima, aka Oscar, offers a wooden penis to silence the rumblings of the butterus. Except not.
Audience F insists that this is far from over.
Gojyo agrees with Audience F.
Audience W just wants to be unique. And also talk about naked people.
Audience B asks if talking about naked people is unique.
Audience W assures Audience B that yes, yes it is.
Audience L concurs.