Camp Fuck U Die
[[camp_illnesses]]
Last edit on
May 19, 2007
4:24 AM
by Anonymous
List of viruses known to camp thus far:
- Genderswitch virus - First discovered by/happened to Souichiro Nagi. Was apparently a curse spread by his cursing, but this can no doubt be disregarded since there are still breakouts every now and then. Record is four times, held by Neji(?). Has been cured, in order from most to least often effective, by passionate kissing, being groped, being shot, or acting very feminine or masculine (whichever's your normal gender).
- Bodyswitch virus - Two people switch bodies. Cured in similar manner to many other viruses.
- Aging virus - A virus that turns you into an adult. Cured by eating an orange, drinking its juice, or getting punched in the face.
- Chibi virus - A virus that turns you into a chibi. Sometimes has other effects, like making you crave hugs or changing your speech patterns. Wears off after about a day.
- De-aging virus - Turns you into a child. Can also be cured by oranges, orange juice, or being hit in the face.
- Ex virus - Makes you change into an ex- every time you sneeze. Ex- can mean an old significant other, but it's also turned people into ex-friends, ex-enemies, and people with other relationships to them.
- Cat
and any animal in generalvirus - Usually turns you into a person with some animal features, like a catgirl, but it has been known to turn people all the way into an animal. Cured by passionate kissing.
- The "Pokerus" - Changes people into a Pokemon. Cured by drinking Ash's milk.
- Holidays Become-Your-Costume virus - Not actually a virus, Halloween costumes bought at the camp store made the people wearing them become whatever they were dressed as. Cured by taking off the costume.
- Engrish Disease - A disease that makes the person afflicted speak in badly translated English. Cured by curing the sore throat that comes with it.
- Loveless Disease - A disease that causes the person afflicted to grow cat ears and a tail if they are a virgin. Also, a word appears somewhere on their body. Two people will have the same name, and they must fight as partners against another pair of partners.