There are various organisms that campers will want to look out for. Also, now that a "proper translator" has arrived at the camp, here is what the various wildlife are apparently like.


Kal is the parasitic tentacle monster that resided in Kon-El for six weeks before chewing his way onto the camp scene. Kal communicates only with emoticons and has an overwhelming biological imperative to eat his mommy, Kon. Kal is currently toying with the affections of two other tentacle pets, Tentacruel and Chie-tako, and casting doubts as to 'his' actual gender.

Momo - not to be confused with Momoko - is Wesley's pet. Nobody really knows what species she belongs to. She's pink, fuzzy, eats shoelaces and randomly pounces people she likes.

Talk to them frequently- they'll save your game for you and bring you back if you die. Which happens more frequently than you'd like it to, really. You'll probably come back anyway even if you don't talk to them, but it's quicker and easier if you've saved your game and also you won't have to do all your battles and quests and whatnot over again.

Ishida Uryuu would like to note that pissing the Moogles off is not such a good idea. Especially if you've managed to rack up twenty stupid deaths in a row.

There have been many bunnies spotted at camp over the months. Some are green, some live in nests made out of human bones, some look totally normal, but there's one thing they all have in common. They're evil through and through. If you see a bunny, run. Otherwise you're just asking for trouble.

Once invaded Tatsumi's paperwork. Wreaked hell on the camp's financial records. ( http://community.livejournal.com/campfuckudie/2914425.html)

Again, Tatsumi had to fight a fierce battle with the paperwork. ( http://community.livejournal.com/campfuckudie/3366668.html)

Peppito is a magical teapot belonging to Heine Westenfluss. You may only choose what sort of tea it makes if it likes you and you ask nicely. Suspected to be conducting an affair with the tea cozy.

There are no Penguinja at Camp Fuck You Die.

EDIT: Except the ones that captured Athrun Zala once.

They bite.

Only one's been seen so far, but there may be other house-sized polar bears wandering around in the woods. The meat from one bear will keep the camp fed for quite some time.

They can sense your every move. They are watching you. Their objective is currently unknown. We have field agents working on it.
Edit: It's been discovered since this entry was written that they have their own mafia. Don't mess with The Family.

Horrible creatures from the depths of Heather's psyche. Other than the Nurses, they mostly stick to the outskirts of camp and don't bother anyone. The faceless Nurses, on the other hand, live in the infirmary and will treat people who go there, although sane people'll visit the real doctors at the hospital instead. Other monsters spotted in camp are Doubleheads, which're burnt-looking dogs that have been cut in half vertically then tied back together with bandages but with their heads left to flap, and Insane Cancers, which're fat, humanoid, creatures that resemble walking tumors and'll usually be sleeping when you stumble on them.

Resembles a rooster with a human head. It either lives on a rock in the middle of the lake, or was standing on an outcropping jutting into the lake on the opposite side of it from the camp. Its singing will lure people who hear it to their deaths. It's been known to be stunned by a camera's flash.

The Tentacle Monster is a creature of unknown origin and ancestry that lives in the lake of Camp Fuck You Die.

There have been no known photographs or spottings of the Tentacle Monster's entire body. However, as it has been proven that any person who steps near any part of the lake will have to defend themselves from the beast, it can be estimated that the Tentacle Monster is roughly the size of the lake.

The Tentacle Monster's objectives are as yet unknown. However, through empirical evidence, we can surmise that one of its goals is the total molestation of every camper at Camp Fuck You Die. Or at least the male ones.

It lives in the lake. Its purpose in life is to ass-rape as many campers (mostly male as of yet) as it possibly can. Avoid it, as it is known to hurt. A lot. And break people.

Dante informs us that the tentacle monster's name is Marcy, and as the name suggests, a she. Other names for the Tentacle monster include Tentapii (Ropponmatsu's) and Boomer (Ash's).

Known Victims

• Ari
• Ash Ketchum
• Athrun Zala
• Axl (Lumine II)
• Aya Natsume
• Chang Wufei
• Colin Creevey
• Dib
• Haruno Sakura
• Kon (see: Kal)
• Ling Tong
• Lu Xun
• Makie Sasaki
• Otomiya Haine
• Shinn Asuka
• Starfire
• Stellar Loussier
• Tenjou Utena
• Watanuki Kimihiro
• Zim
• Asakura Yoh
• Nagi Naoe (and that's why he's not here)(Nagiiiiii ;_;)(HE IS NOW)

A cute, cuddly creature with slow reflexes and high endurance. Inhabits the areas around the cursed springs. The Don is their leader.

First discovered by Ishida Uryuu. Also known for breathing fire, these ducklings will follow their owner around like a puppy. If bitten by one, you may turn into a duck. Preferred food is the blood of sentient fruits and vegetables.

First discovered by Goku. He now keeps one as a pet.

First discovered by Alex. Most details on them are, at this point, unknown. However, one might look to L as a velociraptor in disguise, due to his fantastically gay velociraptor hands.

White rabid bunnies with red eyes. Attack campers who are so stupid to take walks in the forest by night. Bitten campers will turn into a werebunny during full moon.

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Most of the plants growing in the camp area are either dangerous or very strange, just like most things at camp. A few of them are even strange in good way. Here's a list of some of the area's flora.

Note: The Latinesque names by each plant were coined by the audience member Joe in a spate of extreme boredom. He has a few notes about said definitions:
1. All of the trees appear to be bastard derivatives of the Oak tree genus, Quercus (kwair-cuss)
2. The bushes are a new genus that I, by virtue of discovery (shut up) have labelled Foragus (four-ah-jus).
3. I have no idea what the mushrooms are; the Fungi kingdom confuses the shit outta me.
4. Fruits get their own special definition, most often Camperus (cam-pear-us). Again with the virtue of discovery. And the shut up.


First discovered by Lina Inverse, than lost for several months until they were rediscovered by Ying, these are exactly what they sound like; berries that get you drunk. They're known to be very strong, and taste good in daiquiris.

As a result of the alcohol ban, all the bushes of Alcoholic Berries were transformed into these. Ask Umeda about them.

The apples grown in the greenhouse or Kurama's garden are fine unless something else taints them, but ones growing in the woods (Twinner Apples: Malus sieversii janus (see-ehv-air-see jan-us)) may cause people to gain evil twins if they're baked into a pie.

(Real cantaloupe is Cucumis melo cantalupensis. Sounds like a bad fanfic title.)
There's a patch of these melons growing somewhere in the woods. Eating one turns a person into a little kid.

Created by Naruto by accident, this tree has condoms for leaves. It's unknown what these do to anyone who tries using them, but the results would almost certainly be unpleasant.

They produce milk that should make people smarter but doesn't actually seem to work. They also spit out cakes that they use as bait when they're hungry to lure people close enough to eat.

Are mostly harmless, as long as you avoid the flames.

Grow North of the mess hall. They spit their oils on anyone that gets too close, making that person's skin burn wherever it touches.

Now presumably dead until next Christmas, the mistletoe in camp forced any people caught under it to kiss and could teleport whenever it was in danger or wanted to torment some poor schlub.

Certain mushrooms in camp cause people who eat them to change ages depending on their height. A mushroom that's 5cm tall will make someone into a five-year-old child, for example.

Grows various types of pies. Most of them are fine to eat, but the blueberry kind transforms people into muppets.

First discovered by Buffy. They, too, seem to enjoy a good anal-probing of the campers. They are identifiable from other trees by their overalls.

Roses are known to grow at two places in camp. The ones near Boy's Cabin #2 ejaculate on anyone who gets too close. The ones guarding Girl's Cabin #5 attack people who get too close and don't spray them with weedkiller to stun them.

Has packets of Splenda for leaves, and grows fruit that looks like bananas and makes it impossible for anyone who eats it to emo until it's worn off.

Grows ticky-boxes as fruit. They taste differently to everyone who eats them.

Fires tranquilizer at anyone who travels within 10 feet/3.2 meteres of it. First discovered by Ash.

Grows umbrellas.

The result of an ill-advised wish, the campers had access to a dragon that could give them anything and wasted one of the wishes on this tree. It's now used as the camp's main source of clean underwear, although if you stand over any pairs that have
fallen to the ground they might suddenly sprout up toward the source of warm, moist heat.

May or may not be engaged in sexual relations with Fletcher Tringham.

There are rumours of perverted vines by the showers (heard it on the grapevine!).

This is in fact true, and Conan Edogawa fell victim to them. He exacted revenge by using them to tie together Lu Xun's raft, however. (They still managed to molest him while he was doing it.)

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Be sure to gather a party before going in there.

Unexpectedly deep. Have been known to take weeks to get out of.

IT'S A TRAP