Audience!!!

Audience members go here. Yes, all of you. At once. Be proud.

Sometimes helpful, sometimes nice, sometimes squirrels (hey don't forget the ermines), (Gweniveeve *cough*) mostly sadistic, the Audience enjoys poking fun at campers, advocating relationships, encouraging Ash to sparkle and making sure that Ying turns into a radioactive zombie at least once a week. They are easily distracted by gays, porn and gay porn.

It is a long held tradition for the audience members to marry new campers. And each other. And occasionally particularly brilliant computers. This tradition was started by Merodi.

We also blame the campers for the death of our social lives. And possibly failing some exams. Thanks a lot, you horrible, hilarious bastards. (You're welcome!)

During the 1,000,000 comment dash, the Audience displayed powers of spam-fu that were probably better left dormant.
-Am I the only one who remembers that as one long spammity day? (even though I know it was way more than one day) (Hooo boy that was awesome!) (Bet we could hit 2 million by the anniversary.)

Our chief weapon is annoyance... Annoyance and sparkles... Sparkles and Annoyance... Our two weapons are annoyance, sparkles, and marriage... Our three weapons are annoyance, sparkles and marriage... And an almost fanatical devotion to crack... Our four.
.. No, AMONGST our weapons...Weaponry... Are such elements as... We'll come in again.

Athrun would like to add that you are all very annoying little creatures.
-Thank you, we try hard.
-Indeed, we do.
-Well, you do give us quite a bit of material to work with.
-You know you love us deep inside you... deep DEEP inside you. :D
-We complete you.
-We love you like we're blind.
-Unf.

Known Audience Members

Names, codenames, nicknames, petnames, codenames, bednames all go here.
-Is anyone of us really going to show themselves?
-I'm going to name you people and forget some of you because I am stoopid. JUST WATCH ME.
-PUT YOUR OWN DESCRIPTIONS IN FOR THE AUDIENCE CAN BE AN AMORPHOUS ENTITY. MAKE THINGS LONGER. BLABBIER. ETC ETC.
-Shouldn't this be a new page?
-Screw that.
-Holy crap. It's alphabetized.
-Oh, snap.
-How 13373|2 can we get?

23crayons: Is proud of her part in getting Heine and Ishida together, and is notorious for actually being nice! WHY.

Anonymous Audience Members A-E: Perpetuators of Gwendal's uterus. Who are these mysterious mice? Could they walk among us? Could they be... one of us? Fushigi Mystery! Why aren't they more suspicious? Find out on the next episode

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Christi_Morelei: aka Tetora's bitch. Known as Utena in IRC. Loves boobs, girls, boobs, and girls with boobs. Has the occasional lesbian rendezvous with Sakura. Also gave Gwendal the nickname, "Gwenniebutt." STFU, it's cute.

clodia_risa: Used to live with gweniveeve and flutingfrenzy. Then there was the accident. Has a personalized bunny audience icon. Tends to lurk. Can't stand teasing the poor campers too much.

dotchan: Mostly lurky audience. Occasionally shows up to snark. Tried to read the archives once. Argh, wryyyyyy.

fireflylantern: Is drawn to shiny things. And also makes witty comments that no one understands. But rest assured they're witty. They are, dagnabbit. Is not too intelligent. As a result, happens to think everything is some sort of spiced sausage (and will ask if something is indeed, a spiced sausage. One day someone will answer 'yes' and make her dreams come true.) Also tends to lose the game a lot. ... Oops.

flutingfrenzy: is currently five feet away from gweniveeve, who alerted her to this wiki, yay. She made some audience icons depicting them as a cat and a squirrel, and has never looked back since. Flutingfrenzy's known phobias include dead birds and IRC.

Gweniveeve: is NOT Gwendal. It kind of hurts to type because she smashed her right index finger while replacing a drain earlier. She contributed about 1000 comments to the Big Spam Posts. Um, she likes to giggle with flutingfrenzy. (May edit later for coherency, hmm).

hadisia: Porn Pimpess. Either hated by the keyboard, or loved by it in a very bad way. Has clits on the brain a lot.

hydr0phobia: Macks on Gojyo.

i_found_jesu: Been here since she can remember (aka, when we first got D.N.Angel characters) Doesn't marry new campers; likes to lurk, but can be brought out of her shell when the opportunity to call Yzak a girl arises. (Yzak says: DIE) (Love you too, baby. âT¥)

jeva_chan: Often searches to either annoy campers/counselors (i.e. Ari, Gojyo, Anakin, etc...) or help them (i.e. Sora, Ari). Fickle about it too.

jerica: Is known as BloodFire or BF in IRC and Rikki in RL. Tends to lurk, but likes to comfort Fletcher. Is married to Yachiru, the main IRC chan, and therikkster. Not allowed to top. Ever. So says Yachiru.

Joe: Is BACK, baby! Now known as Joe in chan. Slave to Wikis- gave up at least 4 days of his life restoring Wikichan when it collapsed, and is still working on Project Intro, his insane quest to catalogue the intro posts of all the campers and counselors. Ever.

Yeah, he's crazy.

Good friends with TREE and Ash!Puppy, generally an agreeable person, quick to apologize but something of an idiot.

Ketsuban: Helpful rly. Would comment more often if she wasn't distracted by being Fletcher.

kyp: Kyo clone.

merodi: Originator of audience marriages.

M0ny: Rather new audience member whose sole purpose is to kindly stalk both Naruto and Gaara while laughing her butt off at everyone's crack |D;

op_longshot or Daniel_Hawking: Known really as Daniel Hawking and DanielHawking or Daniel_Hawking on IRC, except he's too lazy to use his other livejournal stfu. Pokes at the Negima characters, and maybe Ash. Enjoys poking, really, and has dueled Misty at Pokemon (and won woooooo). On IRC, the Man of 1000 Nicks. Supposedly a good chef! Allez cuisine, bitches!

opalinesque or Opal: Audience for over a year now! Was once stupid enough to try to read all of CFUD. Stalks Lee shamelessly. Can't seem to decide whether to be helpful, sadistic, or just hyper. Loves enabling through drawings~ Occaisionally turns into Saladfingers on the IRC chan just to scar people. Also edited html mistakes on this wiki because I'm anal like that :D IS NOW RACHEL. I am NO LONGER AUDIENCE, YAY :D

peach_ponta: Would comment more often if weren't distracted by Dee, honest! Has lost track of who she's married, too. LOLZ.

pie: mostly quiet-ish in Camp, loud and insane and stalkery in IRC. also, often chewed on and is easily enabled for art. :/

Ray/Ningen_Demonai: What to say about lil old me~ Well, I'm usually one of those helper audience members, along with socchan and plenty others. I'll cheer on every single canon relationship that's in camp. Including Hiro/Kisa. *Is so proud that she made Kisa consider confessing to Hiro, yes âT¥*

• Edit: SHE CONFESSED~!!! :D
• Also, if anyone wants to marry me? UNF. I shall add you into my harem list of spouses. :D Rikki-chan (below) is one of my favs as she is extra evil to counter my goodness. I love her so~ b29; (You've been working Kisa for TWO MONTHS, OMG. Kisa-mun) (Love you too, dear~ âT¥) Oh, and all you CFUD players? DO ME! âT¥ âT¥ âT¥ Shall shut up now. :p

rira_chan: Tries to heckle, but fails. Tries to help, but fails. Watch her lurk and go anonymous.

Ruby - Fanatical shipper of Nagi/Omi and AsuKira. Likes to stalk (and excessively quote) the Pilots and Ninjas and wants the SEED Druggies in Camp, goddammit! XD (Fixed the pictures on the SEED page, please hit me if I fuck them up like that again.)

sarraceniaceae: Audience forever yay. Only claim to fame is once writing porn at Ban when he was mindlinked to Chisame and Chizuru.

socchan: âT¥

suzuran_lily: The honorary SEEDie of IRC.

Telly: Mostly-lurking since May '05, and still going strong! Audience for life, w00t.

theotherjoey: Audience on-and-off since January 2006, when he was lured in by Tomo. Has a long-running crush on George (Lass) that predates camp.
Generally failed at being either evil or helpful. Also failed at IRC. Vanished upon departure from LJ two years later.

therikkster: Is attempting to collect all the hermaphrodites in camp. Has so far suceeded. And all the other audience members. (Everyone above? Officially just married me.) (Damn!) (HAHA you haven't married me then!) Enjoys mocking, mockitying, heckling, and generally embracing the dark side. (âT¥ Rikki-chan is awesome that way)

The_Toastanator: Has been audience since the beginning of time! Known as 'Toasty' when she remembers to get on IRC. Bleach fan-girl and thoroughly convinced all of the Bleach males want a piece of Ichigo's hot ass.

windtear: IRC-less but speculates endlessly about various permutations of camp life, yet refuses to accept camper confirmation/denial. Examination suggests an overlong exposure to academia. The rest of us suggest she's just crazy. (What, like the rest of us aren't?)