ACROSS

• ACROSS is the Organization for the Promotion of the Institutionalization of the [Supreme Ideological] Ideal [on Earth]... whatever that means
• ACROSS was founded by Il Palazzo because anime canon only counts when Excel damn well wants it to
• ACROSS is sexy and awesome
• ACROSS will probably never do anything ever again

Original Members

Il Palazzo

• The proper way to greet Il Palazzo is by yelling "HAIL" or "HEIL" followed by his name, accompanying the action with a Hitler salute.
• Il Palazzo has somewhere between two and infinity personalities, depending on how badly Excel-RPer is playing him, but you are to pretend that he is perfectly sane at all times.
• With his shoulder pads, he has the strength to destroy villages, homes, and crops.
• THE ROPE

• Can name the genus of nearly every animal she's ever seen
• Has been bitten by every animal she can name the genus of
• Will do anything for love, but she won't do that

• Has some small confidence in the matter of guided projectiles (and not just projectile vomiting)
• Has seen more afterlives than most neo-Pagans believe in
• Can't decide whether her hair is blue or brown (or is it purple?)

• IS STILL AWESOME, STFU D:
• The only ACROSS member who can pass for something resembling normal
• Once spent 10,000,000¥ on alcohol... in one night
• Is so in the closet. I mean, seriously.

• HALF OF PANTS???
• WTF IS HE SAYING???
• WHY DO I WANT HIM TO TOUCH ME???????

• Is really a dog, yes
• Once impersonated Solid Snake
• Has a disturbingly high gun proficiency for someone with no fingers

Louisiana Branch

Quincy (Ishida Uryuu; Excel calls him Q-kun)

• Excel used to bully him into doing stuff with her, but now that she has friends, she mostly just tries to hit him up for seamstressing
• With his Juusenkyou curse, doubles as an emergency food supply
• Excel is still a little sad he didn't come out like a pirate, yarr

Omni (Stan)

• Stan doesn't do much of anything in ACROSS except have CONQUEST EMPATHY. But you know, it's a good thing to have. ...I think.
• Encouraged Excel's fraudulent idea that she can sing while love-gooed (bad Stan!)
• Drove Il Palazzo's shadow insane by turning it pink

Copthorne (Kabuto)

• Excel's favorite new ACROSS member by far, Kabuto helps her boobytrap the ACROSS base and is the only doctor she'll see. Unlike most of the other members, Il Palazzo actually respects him as well.
• Clap if you believe in Kabuto!
• KABUTO IS WATCHING YOU RIGHT NOW

Bellagio (Chisame)

• Excel has probably forgotten that she even recruited Chisame ^^;;

Bates (Xingba/Gan Ning)

• If Excel ever needs a pirate, she knows where to go! Unless Kal is around.
• Once fed Excel zombie meat, which... she thought was kinda gross but ate anyway

California (Rock Lee)

• SPARKLES AND ENERGY AND YAY 8D
• Excel and Lee were almost married once in a scarf-related spectacle that HORRIFIED EVERYONE

America's Best (Tomo)

• She's an ACROSS member?

Indigo (Kuno Kodachi)

• Joined because ACROSS told her that she owed it to them after her brother left.
• May have forgotten that she ever joined in the first place.