OBJECTION!

DO YOU HAVE SOME EVIDENCE TO BACK THAT CLAIM?

OBJECTION SUSTAINED!

THE MASSES IN IRC CHAT SAY OTHERWISE.

DESKSLAM

IF I MAY PRESENT SOME EVIDENCE..

THIS GARBAGE TRUCK PROVES MY POINT.

OBJECTION!

THIS IS AN OBVIOUS AND GLARING CONTRADICTION IN YOUR TESTIMONY!!

TURIO BEING GAY FOR SNAKE DOES NOT CONTRADICT THIS, AS TURIO STILL BELIEVES YULI TO LOOK LIKE SNAKE.

OBJECTION!

SNAKE DOES NOT HAVE BOOBS. YULI DOES. CONTRADICTIONZ!!1

HOLD IT ~DESU!

THE COURT DEMANDS EVIDENCE OF THIS CLAIM!

OBJECTION!

THAT STATEMENT WAS... OBJECTIONABLE! ಠ_ಠ

NO U

WOULD A DUDE RP A GAY SNAKE? ಠ_ಠ

TAKE THAT!

...WHAT THE PERSON ABOVE ME SAID!

OBJECTION!

THAT IS DISCRIMINATORY AGAINST GAY MALES!

DAMMIT!

I WAS HOPING YOU HADN'T NOTICED THAT GLARING CONTRADICTION. HOWEVER! WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU'VE MET A GUY NAMED YULI?

I HAVE NEVER MET ANYONE NAMED YULI. MALE OR FEMALE. IT'S NOT THAT COMMON OUTSIDE OF SOVIET RUSSIA.
REGARDLESS, YOU HAVE YET TO PRESENT EVIDENCE OF YOUR WOMANHOOD.

OBJECTION!

IF YULI IS NOT A FEMALE, THEN TURIO IS NOT A MALE.

HOLD IT!

ERR... THE DEFENSE RESTS... ~DESU.