SPIDER IS ARACHNID OF THE GIANT INTELLIGENT TALKING FRIENDLY SPIDER VARIETY (AKA HAPPY SPIDER, BIG FRIENDLY SPIDER, "OH GODS ANYTHING BUT THEM!", *INCOHERENT GIBBERING*). NATIVE TO THE GIGANTIC CAVE SYSTEMS OF AVERNUM AND THE THE WORLD ERMARIAN. SPIDER SHOWED UP IN THE DRESSING ROOM AFTER CRAWLING THROUGH A HOLE AFTER A BUG AND ENDING UP HERE.

• LIKE THE REST OF SPIDER'S SPECIES, SPIDER FINDS ALL HUMANOID SPECIES REALLY REALLY CUTE AND SILLY ALOT.
• IT'S HARD TO TELL WHETHER SPIDER IS MALE AND FEMALE MUN TTLY WASN'T ABLE TO DECIDE ON THE SEX. MAYBE ONE DAY EITHER WAY, SPIDER WILL STILL PROPOSITION ANYONE MALE OR FEMALE TO SHARE A MEALWORM OR SEE IT'S PEDIPALPS. THIS IN, SPIDER IS A GIRL!
• BUGS ARE REALLY YUMMY ESPECIALLY COCKROACHES AND CHITRACHS. IS OPEN TO THE QUESTION OF PIE.
• SPIDER IS REALLY FRIENDLY AND WONT BITE OR EAT ANY OF THE RESIDENTS EXCEPT ONES THAT ARE MEAN TO SPIDER
• FOLLOW UP ON LAST POINT. SPIDER HAS HEARD HUMANS TASTE YUKKY SO IT'LL JUST BITE THEM INSTEAD. AND THEN THEY FALL DOWN SOON AFTER~<3
• QUOTE FROM TVTROPES SUMS IT UP "BFSs ARE PSYCOPATHIC MANCHILD CLOUDCUCKOOLANDERS WHO ALL LOVE TO TALK WITH HUMANS AND CALL THEM GEORGE, THEY ARE ALL NAMED SPIDER."
• IT'S ALL ABOUT THE PEDIPALPS.
• <3 <3

JOE KIDO:THINKS JOE'S HAIR IS NEAT AND IS NICE. FAVOURITE BLUE HAIRED PERSON.
NIOU: CURRENTLY BELIEVES NIOU IS A MAGICAL!YAGYUU HIROSHI AND IS ANNOYED WITH HIM.
RAIDEN: TOLD RAIDEN THAT HE WAS CUTE- RAIDEN RAN AWAY.
GRELL: PROPOSTIONED GRELL AND TOLD HIM THAT HIS HAIR WAS NEAT.
TSUNA: AN ACQUAINTANCE.
EARTHWORM JIM: IS IMPRESSED WITH JIM AND THINKS HIM AS CUTE. WOULD THINK HIM MANLY IF HE HAD PEDIPALPS.
GODZILLA: INITIALLY GODZILLA TRIED TO CRUSH SPIDER. THEY ARE CURRENTLY IN A TRUCE OF SORTS.
TOPH BEI FONG: MET TOPH WHILE SHE WAS PUTTING UP POSTERS. TOPH DOESN'T KNOW SPIDER IS A SPIDER AND SPIDER DOESN'T KNOW TOPH IS BLIND. INTRODUCED SPIDER TO PIE.
MORRIGAN: IS SPIDER'S FRIEND <3.
WONDERWEISS: AN AQUAINTANCE (BUT SPIDER WOULD LIKE TO BE FRIENDS)
SIR MYLES: THEY MAY LOOK ALIKE BUT NEITHER HAS MUCH LOVE FOR THE OTHER. THINKS SIR MYLES IS MEAN AND CAN'T BELIEVE HE DOESN'T FIND HUMANS CUTE. CURRENTLY WATCHING HIM CLOSELY.
GGIO: SORT OF FRIENDS. THEY BONDED OVER PIE AND MEAN PEOPLE THEY DIDN'T LIKE. SHE ALSO GAVE HIM A IMPROMPTU LESSON IN SPIDER BIOLOGY-HE FREAKED OUT (PUSSY).