METAL GEAR SOLID

ALSO KNOWN AS 'MANY GAY SOLDIERS'
THEY FUCKING DOMINATE THE DRESSING ROOM

PLOT SUMMARY:

BASIC PLOT SUMMARY: NOBODY IS ALLOWED TO HAVE NICE THINGS. EVERYTHING IS CONTRIVED, COMPLICATED, DEPRESSING AND OTHERWISE HEART-WRENCHING. OCELOT IS THE REASON SNAKE'S LIFE SUCKS. THIS PICTURE EXPLAINS THE GAMEPLAY QUITE WELL:



AND THIS SUMMARIZES EVERYTHING ELSE YOU NEED TO KNOW:

CHARACTERS THAT ACTUALLY POST OFTEN:

MAIN PROTAGONISTS:

SNAKE
BIG BOSS
RAIDEN

SUPPORTING CHARACTERS:

NULL
ROSE
PARA-MEDIC
EVA
MERYL

==JERKS:
PSYCHO MANTIS
GW
NAOMI

MISCELLANEOUS:

THE OCELETTES
THE BEES

RUSSIANS

OCELOT
VOLGIN
RAIKOV

INFERIOR PEOPLE:

LIQUID
SOLIDUS SNAKE

DYSFUNCTIONAL SQUADS

BEAUTY AND THE BEAST UNIT:

LAUGHING OCTOPUS
RAGING RAVEN
CRYING WOLF
SCREAMING MANTIS

COBRAS:

THE BOSS
THE SORROW
THE PAIN
THE FURY
THE END
THE FEAR

CHARACTERS THAT EXIST, BUT DON'T POST OFTEN/AT ALL

SUPPORTING CHARACTERS

LITTLE JOHN
EMMA
SUNNY
MEI LING

TINY PEOPLE:

SMALL BOSS
MINOR OCELOT

VOICE ACTORS AND STAFF:

DAVID HAYTER
HIDEO KOJIMA

==JERKS
MAJOR ZERO
VAMP

OTACONS

OTACON
OTACONDA
THE ONE WHO PLAYS MAPLESTORY
OTACONATOR
THAT REALLY CREEPY GAY ONE
RANDOM VISITING ONES FROM FISSIONMAILED

MISCELLANEOUS

SNIPER WOLF
DR. MADNAR
DEADLY POISONOUS ZANZIBAR HAMSTERS
GRAY FOX
CRAB BATTLE
THE PARROT
TSUCHINOKO