IT IS A WELL-KNOWN FACT THAT ALL FRENCH PEOPLE ARE SNEAKY, CONNIVING SEXUAL PREDATORS. ALL OF THEM. NO EXCEPTIONS. THIS IS ESPECIALLY TRUE OF ALL FRENCH RESIDENTS OF CLDR. IT IS THEREFORE NECESSARY FOR FELLOW RESIDENTS OF CLDR TO BE AWARE OF THEIR FRENCH NEIGHBORS IN ORDER TO PROTECT THEMSELVES AND THE YOUNGER, MORE VULNERABLE RESIDENTS.

THE DEFINITION OF 'FRENCH PERSON' CAN BE INTERPRETED AS, BUT IS NOT LIMITED TO, 'PEOPLE WHO LIVE OR HAVE LIVED IN FRANCE','PEOPLE WITH ANY AMOUNT OF FRENCH LINEAGE', 'PEOPLE WHO SPEAK OR KNOW FRENCH', 'PEOPLE WHO LOOK FRENCH', AND 'PEOPLE WHO ACT GAY'.

FRENCH PEOPLE TEND TO VARY SLIGHTLY IN APPEARANCE, BUT ARE NEARLY ALWAYS BLONDE-HAIRED, BLUE-EYED AND DECEPTIVELY BEAUTIFUL. MOST HAVE A PENCHANT FOR FASHION, FLOWERS, WINE, WOMEN AND HIGH HEELS- REGARDLESS OF THEIR APPARENT SEXUAL ORIENTATION (HOWEVER, KEEP IN MIND THAT IT IS COMMON KNOWLEDGE THAT MOST FRENCH PEOPLE ARE NOT PICKY WHEN IT COMES TO FINDING THEMSELVES PARTNERS). NINETY PERCENT OF FRENCH PEOPLE ARE CAPABLE OF RADIATING SPARKLES, A TACTIC EMPLOYED TO LURE IN THEIR PREY. IT HAS NOT YET BEEN PROVEN THAT THIS SPARKLE-RADIATION IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY LONG-TERM MEDICAL PROBLEMS, BUT AN ABRUPT BURST OF SAID RADIATION MAY CAUSE PARTIAL OR ENTIRE BLINDNESS.

ON THE OTHER HAND, THEY ARE FANTASTIC COOKS.

ALSO, THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS AN ACTUAL FRENCHWOMEN.

THIS IS BECAUSE ALL FRENCH PEOPLE ARE OF THE GENDER 'FRENCH'.

A LIST OF FRENCH PEOPLE IN THE DRESSING ROOM:
TAMAKI SUOH
VYERS
FRANCIS BONNEFOY
RAPHAEL SOREL

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