EDWARD

FROM TWILIGHT

EDWARD IS A BEAUUUUUUUTIFUL VAMPIIIIIRE AND HE IS SPARKLY

EVERYTHING HE SAYS SPARKLES

HE ENDS EVERY SENTENCE WITH 'BECAUSE I AM A VAMPIRE', 'BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE EARS' OR 'BECAUSE I AM DEAD' OR SOME VARIATION ON THOSE

HE'S DIED SEVEN TIMES NOW AND BEEN RAPED BY VOLGIN TWICE

THE FIRST TIME HE GOT STABBED BY THAT VAMPIRE HUNTER D, THE SECOND TIME HE GOT SHOT TWELVE TIMES BY OCELOT, THE THIRD TIME HE GOT RAPED BY VOLGIN THEN SHOT BY SNAKE, THE FOURTH TIME HE RAN ONTO A MINEFIELD AND EXPLODED, THE FIFTH TIME HE GOT KNIFED BY THE FEMALE VERSION OF BELPHEGOR, THE SIXTH TIME HE GOT HIS THROAT SLIT BY SNAKE IN THE RPG_IC_MEME, THE SEVENTH TIME HE WAS SHOT IN THE FACE BY SNAKE

HE SHOWS UP ONCE IN A WHILE FOR THE LULZ, ANNOYS EVERYONE, AND GETS KILLED.

BECAUSE HE IS A VAMPIRE YA KNOW

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