BIG BOSS' JOURNAL



ALSO KNOWN AS "JACK" OR "NAKED SNAKE" FROM THE METAL GEAR SOLID SERIES, AND CONSIDERED BY MANY AS THE PROTOTYPE FOR THE PERFECT SOLDIER. ALL SUBSEQUENT SNAKES WERE CLONES FROM BIG BOSS.

BIG BOSS IS MORE MANLY THAN YOU AND EATS LIVE SNAKES FOR BREAKFAST.

BIG BOSS EVEN LOOKS MANLY WHEN GETTING RAPED!

• THE BOSS: BIG BOSS'S MENTOR, FOSTER MOTHER, BEST FRIEND, AND MUCH MORE. THE CENTER OF HIS LIFE FOR A LARGE (AND THE MOST IMPORTANT) PART OF HIS LIFE. THEY SPENT TEN YEARS TOGETHER AND BIG BOSS WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR HER. IF HE HAD ANY WEAKNESSES BESIDES BEING SENSITIVE, IT WOULD BE HER.
  
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• "IT WENT DEEPER THAN THAT. HALF OF ME BELONGS TO THE BOSS."
• "I ALWAYS THOUGHT I DID. I ALWAYS BELIEVED I WANTED TO BE JUST LIKE YOU, AND STAY WITH YOU, AND THEN FOLLOW YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH. YOU WERE MY HERO, MY IDOL, MY EVERYTHING."

• SNAKE: SNAKE IS BIG BOSS'S CLONE SON AND REALLY IS THE ONLY ONE OF HIS CLONES SONS THAT HE LIKES. THE OTHER TWO ARE JUST REALLY, REALLY STUPID. SNAKE IS A GOOD KID THOUGH AND BIG BOSS THINKS THAT EVERYONE IS MOSTLY SAFE IN HIS HANDS. HE ALSO DOESN'T REALLY CARE IF SNAKE KILLED HIM OR NOT. IT'S WAY TOO FAR IN THE PAST/FUTURE.
  
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• "BUT GENES DON'T CONTROL A PERSON'S FATE."
• "I WAS TRYING TO PROTECT HIM TOO AND LOOK AT ALL THE THINGS I'VE DONE TO HIM."

• GRAY FOX:
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• "YOU'RE A GOOD KID, FRANK."
• "YOU'LL GET IT DOWN EVENTUALLY. I THINK YOU'LL BE FASTER THAN ME IN NO TIME."

• LIQUID:
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• "I'VE NEVER CONSIDERED YOU MY SON BEFORE."

• SOLIDUS SNAKE: WHO?
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• NAOMI:
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• SNIPER WOLF:
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• IKE: THOUGH AT FIRST HE WAS UNCERTAIN AND A LITTLE INTIMIDATED BY HIS SON'S 'LIFE PARTNER' OR WHATEVER THE HELL THEY CALL EACH OTHER, HE HAS COME TO LIKE IKE A GREAT DEAL. THE KID IS REALLY FUCKING STRONG TOO. EVEN AFTER THE CUPID EVENT, IN WHICH IKE FELL IN LOVE WITH BIG BOSS, THERE DOESN'T SEEM TO BE ANY STRAIN TO THEIR FATHER/SON RELATIONSHIP, EVEN IF IKE'S DAD FINALLY DID ARRIVE IN CLDR.
  
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• "IF YOU REALLY LOVE ME YOU WILL SIT NEXT TO ME NICELY AND CHAT."
• "ABOUT US? WHAT ABOUT US? THERE ISN'T AN US. YOU ARE LIKE A SON TO ME!"

• RAIDEN: FIRST BIG BOSS JUST SAW RAIDEN AS AN ANNOYANCE, BUT AFTER SEEING WHAT THE CYBORG NINJA COULD ACTUALLY DO, BELIEVED HE MUST BE A GOOD SOLDIER, EVEN IF HE WAS REALLY WHINY. AFTER THE SHOTA EVENT IN WHICH MANY PEOPLE WERE TURNED INTO CHILDREN, BIG BOSS DISCOVERED THE TRUTH OF RAIDEN'S CHILDHOOD AND NOW HOLDS A LOT MORE RESPECT AND PITY FOR THE MAN. AS OF NOW, NO ONE IS CERTAIN WHERE BIG BOSS STANDS WITH RAIDEN. AS BIG BOSS CARES VERY DEEPLY FOR ROSE, HIS FEELINGS TOWARDS THE CYBORG ARE OFTEN VERY REFLECTIVE ON HOW ROSE IS FEELING OR HOW JACK IS TREATING HIS WIFE. HE ALSO LIKES BEATING RAIDEN UP DURING RECESS ON THE PLAYGROUND. TOO BAD RAIDEN NEVER HAS ANY LUNCH MONEY FOR HIM TO STEAL
  
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• "YOU MUST BE PRETTY LONELY. MUST BE ROUGH."
• "GOOD. I DON'T LIKE MEN WHO MAKE EXCUSES FOR THEMSELVES. NOW DON'T YOU DARE GET ALL ANGSTY ON ME. I NEED A SOLDIER I CAN COUNT ON."
• "I NEED YOUR HELP."

• ROSE: IF BIG BOSS HAD A BEST FRIEND, IT WOULD BE ROSE. :D
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• "I CARE ABOUT ROSE."

• OTACON: OTACON HAS MANY NICKNAMES- FOUR EYES, NERDFACE, WEIRDO WITH THE GLASSES, BUT SO FAR BIG BOSS HAS YET TO SEE OTACON ACTUALLY DO ANYTHING. HE SEEMS LIKE A GOOD KID, EVEN IF HE IS A NERD.
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• "YEAH, I TRUST YOU. ON ONE CONDITION, THOUGH. LEAVE THE FIGHTING TO ME."
• "BUT YOU DON'T REALLY SEEM THE FIGHTING TYPE."

• SAMMY: BIG BOSS FEELS FOR SAMMY IN A VERY DIFFERENT WAY THAN HE HAS EVER REALLY FELT BEFORE ABOUT A WOMAN OR MAN, IN OCELOT'S CASE.
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• "YOU DON'T NEED TO FOLLOW ANYONE'S ORDERS HERE, SAMUS."
• "YOUR STORY SOUNDS ALMOST IDENTICAL TO MINE."
• "I'M GLAD I CAN MAKE YOU HAPPY."

• OCELOT:
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• "BUT THAT WAS SOME FANCY SHOOTING...YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD."
• "YOU DON'T HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO KILL ME."
• "HE'S STILL YOUNG..."

• EVA:
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• "I'M JUST GLAD YOU SHOWED UP. THAT'S IT."
• "FEELING HUNGRY? YOUR STAMINA IS LOOKING A LITTLE LOW."

• LOTTA HART:
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• THOUGH HE LIKED HER ENOUGH AS AN ADULT, DURING THE SHOTA EVENT, LOTTA'S SWEET INNOCENCE AND CUTE SMILE AS A CHILD WON HIS HEART OVER. IT CERTAINLY DIDN'T HELP WHEN SHE STARTED TO CALL HIM 'PAPA BIG BOSS'.

• LAVI:
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• LAVI IS AN ENIGMA TO BIG BOSS. DURING THE FIRST HALF OF THE SHOTA EVENT, HE BECAME REALLY CLOSE TO THE YOUNG BOY AND FELT HIS HEART BREAK NEARLY EVERY TIME LAVI ERIC SPOKE. IT HURT HIM TO SEE A CHILD THAT RESTRAINED AND UNHAPPY. THE NEXT DAY, HOWEVER, ERIC WAS BACK TO LAVI AND APPARENTLY COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. BIG BOSS IS VERY SUSPICIOUS OF THE CHANGE, BUT DOESN'T KNOW ENOUGH OF THE BOY'S STORY TO UNDERSTAND WHAT HAPPENED. HE'LL KEEP AN EYE ON THE KID ANYWAY, JUST TO MAKE SURE HE IS SAFE.
  

• RENGE:
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• BIG BOSS'S RELATIONSHIP WITH RENGE STARTED WHILE HE WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF KEEPING AN ENEMY SOLDIER AT BAY. HOWEVER, THE MOMENT SHE STARTED TO CRY, HE COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT SAMUS AND GAVE RENGE ALL OF HIS ATTENTION, TRYING TO CHEER HER UP. SINCE THEN, HE HAS TOLD HER TO CALL HIM IF SHE EVER NEEDS ANYTHING AND HE WILL BE THERE IN AN INSTANT TO SNAP SOME NECKS.
  

• MAX:
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• BIG BOSS'S FIRST REAL MEETING WITH MAX WAS AFTER HER ENCOUNTER DURING THE CUPID EVENT. SHE WAS BROKEN AND AFTER MUCH TALK, BIG BOSS WAS ABLE TO HELP HER. HE ASSURED HER THAT NO MATTER HER MISTAKES OR WEAKNESSES, SHE IS STILL A SOLDIER. THEN THEY WENT HUNTING TOGETHER! CARIBOU ALWAYS BRINGS PEOPLE TOGETHER!
  

• PARA-MEDIC:
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• "WHAT'S WRONG WITH BEING CUTE?"

• VAMPIRES OF ALL SHAPE AND SIZE
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• MAJOR ZERO: BIG BOSS WILL KEEEEL YOU, ZERO
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• BOX: BIG BOSS'S ONE TRUE LOVE
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• "I DUNNO. I WAS JUST LOOKING AT IT, AND SUDDENLY I GOT THIS IRRESISTABLE URGE TO GET INSIDE. NO, NOT AN URGE - MORE THAN THAT. IT WAS MY DESTINY TO BE HERE; IN THE BOX."
  

• BIG BOSS HAS MANY AWESOME WEAPONS.

• RPG MISSILE LAUNCHER - OH SHIT

• MK22 - TRANQUILIZER GUN

• CQC - USED ON EVERYONE, BUT SNAKE GETS FLIPPED THE MOST

• THE SHARPIE - MOSTLY USED ON RAIDEN'S FACE

• OWNS THE OCARINA OF TIME'S BUNNY HOOD.
• THOUGH HE HAS KILLED COUNTLESS NUMBERS OF MEN, HE IS THE BIGGEST SAP IN HISTORY AND IF YOU TELL HIM A LOVE STORY HE WILL CRY A LOT.
• HIS FREQUENCY IS 120.85 YES, IT IS AN OLD ONE. LEAVE HIM ALONE
• IS INFERTILE AND VERY SENSITIVE ABOUT IT. DO NOT MAKE FUN OF HIM OR YOU WILL GET YOUR NECK SNAPPED.
• DOESN'T ACTUALLY KNOW WHO THE HELL SOLIDUS IS.
• HATES LIQUID MORE THAN ANYTHING OR ANYONE ELSE IN THE WORLD.
• CAN'T ACTUALLY SMELL ANYTHING BUT ENJOYS SNIFFING FOOD ANYWAY.
• HE LOVES DRAWING PENIS'S (PENI?) OR WRITING 'I LIEK PENIS' ON PEOPLE'S (RAIDEN'S) FACE.
• BIG BOSS IS PLAYED BY MEYGAN.

HERE IS A LIST OF BIG BOSS'S HISTORY IN THE COMM SO FAR. IT HAS ALL THREADS STARTED BY HIM OR THREADS HE PLAYED A BIG ROLE IN.

• INTRO THREAD

FUCK THAT SHIT. JUST LOOK IN HIS MEMORIES FOR THREADS. I'LL ORGANIZE IT SOON ENOUGH.