If I were you,I would get married.
If I got married, I wouldn't be happy.
If I weren't happy, I would have a fling with dustman.
If I had a fling with dustman, it would be nice.
If it were nice,dustman would give me a more money.
If he gave me a more money, I would buy a Pulbic Hause.
If I bougth a Public Hause, I would be a rich.
If I were a rich, poor people would call to the police.
If they called to the police,policeman would close my PH and I would become prison break.
If they closed my PH and I became prison break,I would die.
If I died, I would go to hell.
If I went to hell, I would meet devil.
If I met devil, we would fall in love...