If I pass exam, I will go to university.
If I go to university, I will meet a good looking lecturer.
If I meet a good looking lecturer,we will fall in love.
If we fall in love, I will be happy.
If I am happy,I will go with him to bed.
If I go with him to bed,it won't be a nice.
If it isn't nice,I will split up with him.
If I split up with him,I won't pass exams.
If I don't pass exams,I will cry.
If I cry,I will see a taxi.
If I see a taxi,I will get into it.
If I get into the taxi,I will fall in love with a driver.
If I fall in love with driver,we will go to the America (by this taxi;p)
If we go to the America,I will go to United university.
If I go to United University, I will meet a good looking lecturer.
If I meet a good looking lecturer,I will split up a with driver.
If I split up with a driver,I will engaged with a lecturer and...etc.
(If you watch The Bold and The Beautiful,You will know more...)