The Mac Man

(From The DAWDVKT Glossary:)

Story: Mildred + Maureen
Occupation: Unemployed Strange Person

Not much I can say about him really apart from he occasionally runs into Mildred and Maureen's shop with some sort of strange object and asks if it's a carrot.
One M+M is usually doing something else when he comes in and has never seen him. (not sure about the grammar of that sentence, but it is as printed)
After being told that the item is not a carrot he'll leave after saying 'Damn'.
He's completely pointless and just adds to the silly nature of M+M stories.
Has black greasy hair and is often unshaven.
I think his mac is beige in colour.

An unshaven, long-greasy-straggly-dark haired man who always wears a long beige Mac (as in coat and not for instance a personal computer).

On a continual quest to discover what a carrot is.

He would frequently burst into the Cafe owned by Mildred and Maureen with some random object in his hand.

He would request to know wether it is a carrot. Usually it wasn't and on being informed
of this by one of these two Cafe owners (usually Maureen if I remember rightly as one of them was always missed seeing him somehow and would reply 'probably' to his questiion).

A very minor character and didn't really do a great deal. He was in the strange and surreal cyberpunk comedy Mildred and Maureen plays/stories only. Meant to look something like a stereotypical flasher.