Crap Poetry

(From the Big Hard One:)

Shouting Out in the middle of the night
This old mane came, he gave me a fight
But I beat him up, I strung him up
Then put all of his messy remains in a cup
So I wander onwards through the filth
Looking inwards, I sp take time to watch myself
That tortoise he made m! He formed my hands!
Helped me through, he sold me sands
When cried on the inside, he said:
"Why don't you tie them on me instead."

Oh dear, oh dear, they both won't fit
My head just feels so full of it
On the inside I had such a time
The chips and kids have run out of time
I'd like to see you if I had the time
I'd like to eat rubber but I've got no time
I've been waiting here for a very long time
Excuse me mister, have you got the time?
Time, huh, it seems like it's so fine
What is the time? It's quarter to nine

Looking through small gaps but still
I've got to go on waiting until
That tortoise comes around once more
Dragging along his knuckles on along the floor
I stand around now waiting for my maker
Whilst on the television is Cheryl Baker
Look out old woman a shadow closens
[this needs something adding to make the last verse the same length as the others, come on Duncan!]

(This is a very silly poem/lyric. It makes me laugh. Quite a bit. - Derek)

Parse!

God sees God on God in God On
God sees in God before Natalie
My lonely hate kills the lonely sky around

(Done with Duncan's own poem program, PARSE)
As you can see it didn't really work, being quite keen on prepositions for some reason.


The following are from Doodle Book Factorial of Infinity..

Ode to a Space-Time Warp Bubble

Oh, glittering pearl of time and space
How thy fractals glow
Your intricate bio-string structure
Oh how I love you so

Star Trek

Capt'n Capt'n! The engine's gonna blow
She canna take no more o' dis
And it's nearly the end of the show!

Capt'n capt'n! The sensors are picking it up now
It's some sort of energy warp field
And its doing splodgy things to our bow!

This poem's been so crap, I think it's going to stop
"But Capt'n, there's Klingons on the starboard bow!
Erm... Cabbage Woodworm Mop