New for Q1 2007:

• Aging cream.

Old favourites:

• Randomly sliced bread.
• The Table Punch
• Quantity Street

Amazing Ideas Inc Interactive Entertainment

Many fantastic software solutions are available from AIIIE:

• Screen Explode (ZX Spectrum)
• Wordulator (Amiga)
• Endless remakes of The Crystal Orb (Various formats)
• and many more!

Amazing Ideas Inc Catering

We can also provide food-based solutions for your hunger needs.

Sandwiches

We can make the following tasty combinations:

• Just Mayo
• Woodlouse and chive
• Treacle and petrolium jelly (both sticky and smooth!)

All our sandwiches can be made with one of our exciting range of breads:

• Randomly Sliced Bread(tm)
• Worst of Both(tm) - combines the unhealthyness of white bread with the dry dullness of wholemeal.
• Organic - Even wheat has been modified and domesticated over 5000 years. Our organic bread is even more natural, being made from flour ground from common garden grass seeds.
• Thermosymmetrical low-fat - Most bread can be toasted, but only our thermosymmetrical low-fat bread can be un-toasted back to its original soft, tasty form!

_{£3499.99 surcharge per loaf applies. Each loaf comes supplied with a de-toaster appliance.}

• _{Do not place melted cheese into the de-toaster. Amazing Ideas accept no responsibility for loss of time-space through misuse of the second law of thermodynamics.}

Services

• Toast through the Post
• FUNerals
• New for Christmas: Buffet on a Sleigh

(Isn't there an AII website?)

Yes, yes there is.