CONTENTS Ah ha ha ha ha ha haaaa!

1. GOING DOWN! HAHHAH!
2. It's quite pleasant actually.
3. NOT!
4. EXHUME A RECENTLY BURIED CORPSE AND SMEAR ITS BLOOD ALL OVER A 2 YEAR OLD CHILD's BODY AND THEN SLOWLY SCRAPE ALL ITS SKIN OFF! Then go home for tea.
5. SKIN SOMEONE ALIVE THEN WEAR THEIR SKIN. THEN RUN OUT OF THE HOUSE INTO A DENSE CROWD OF PEOPLE AND PULL THE SKIN OFF.
6. Rip someone's tongue out then make her squash it up her nose till it enters the nasal cavity and as she screams, tear out her larynx so that blood gurgles out and sprays all over your body. Then go home for tea.

(1-4 + 6 by Duncan, 5 by Derek)