Young Wizards

Welcome to a world where intergalactic travel is common, yet Earth STILL has no idea WTF is going on. God, Earth. Get with the program. FULL OF SNAZZY ALIEN TALK. Also alien trees. Currently in the lead in the competition for "Most Cracky Canon." Don't make us provide proof.

Also, ceiling Diane Duane is watching us fap. D:

C A S T (in order of apping)

Filif

have_wanderlust

Turns into Dan Hiri's grave.
[Edit] And Pell's uterus.
[Edit] And Jesus' facecrotch.

Ronan Nolan Jr.

mypenismightier

His phallic symbol can turn into a ballpoint pen, proving that his pen, at least, is mightier than the sword.
[Edit] And perhaps sturdier then his heterosexuality. But since it tops the universe...

Juanita L. Callahan

onerrantry

Normal girl from NY. Really. May have saved the Earth a time or two. But who's counting, anyway? She had help.

Dairine Callahan

403rtfm

The youngest, shortest and most annoying of all the wizards in camp: also the most powerful and the smartest, hands down.

Carmela Rodriguez

moonlasermakeup

For a good time, without any wizardry, call Mela. Also, she tops all of us.

Roshaun

guaranteed2bite


Now providing 62% of your daily recommended snobbery. Has hair that puts almost everyone to shame.

Fred

eat-it-hawking


The most polite collection of 4 blue-white stars you'll ever meet. Has pinged essentially every magic user in camp and nearly broken KOS-MOS.

APPABLE CHARACTERS

Kit

'Nita's BFFL and occasionally the more serious half of the two. Good at working with inanimate objects. Has the most accepting family known to the face of the earth.

Ponch

Is totally not God forsrs. Ponch is a Black Labrador with a surprising grasp of human nature and an impressively keen intellect for a dog. Still a dog, though, and as such maintains many doggish traits.

Sker'ret

If you don't like bugs, Sker is not for you. Essentially a gigantic, metallic, purple centipede, with a tendency to eat anything in sight- whether most people would consider it edible or not. Good with teleportation and warp-space.

Ed

Full name is impossible to pronounce, but the oversized great white shark needs no introduction, does he? While he doesn't know magic worth beans, he doesn't really need it.

Peach

Is totally also not God forsrs. Sister to the SPOILER and more commonly known as the SPOILERS OMG, Peach has been living on Earth for the past decade or so in the body of a macaw. Now that's class.