weiss kreuz
[[weiss_kreuz]] last edit on Dec 14, 2006 4:58 PM by Anonymous

Weiß Kreuz


Weiß Kreuz is a series about pretty young assassins with angsty pasts, who are florists by day, dark killers in bad ass trenchcoats by night. They're pitted against each other by various members of the Takatori family, who control both the vertical



and
the horizontal.

It should be noted that it is far easier to be a fan of the series if you don't actually watch the show.


Campers


Hidaka Ken

Gets hot sorcerer ass to compensate for his eternal emo. Answers to Siberian when you need to cut a bitch. Ranma's Replacement Ryouga.


Tot
Is actually Kyouno Nanami. Enjoys the little things in life, like slamming her umbrella through people's kidneys and talking to stuffed animals. Acts four but is really seventeen! This all works out given how her boyfriend is fifteen but acts forty. Who robbed what cradle? Ranma is pondering, if Nagi calls out Nanami during the middle of sex, does Tot flip out and kill him? Tot would burst into tears and the sex would end, thank you very much. Ami thinks that is all kinds of awesome and needs to be recorded. And then put on youtube with Benny Hill music.




Tsukiyono Omi
Is actually Takatori Mamoru, but Kritiker's deprogramming works wonders (except when it doesn't). Despite his terrible fashion sense, Hatsuharu still hangs out with him (and in fact should be lauded as the Boy Who Made Omi Regret the Camp Rules All Over Again).

Later in Weiss continuity, he throws a childish fit because he didn't get an assassin team of his very own, and Weiß Kreuz Glühen is born.




Kudou Youji

Former Campers/Counselors


Farfarello
Ha ha! You made the baby Jesus cr-EEEEK!

Naoe Nagi
We get signal that he arrived in camp shortly before Christmas. His laptop quickly warmed up to camp, he didn't.

Schuldig
Spends his time mind-fucking campers, getting drunk and bitching about the damn Crawford who sent him to this god-forsaken camp.