Suikoden I/II/III/IV/V

HUGO, the PIMP CHAMPION, must collect the 108 HOS OF DESTINY and save the world! Or at least make more progress with his One True Strategist. SHUT UP HE'S AT LEAST KISSING ME NOW CONGRATULATIONS HUGO YOU ARE A LITTLE FURTHER ON THE PATH OF THE ONE TRUE GIGOLO

Current Campers/Counselors:

Albert Silverberg

Is Luc's dick. Luc's six-foot-tall dick. This may be why he pisses Caesar off. Or not.

Lymsleia Falenas

Tiny loli princess. Isn't supposed to touch boys, unless they're her brother.

Former Campers/Counselors:

Caesar Silverberg

Falls asleep during sex. One assumes the Flame Champion isn't flaming enough yet.

CAESAR USED GAY GAY STRATEGIST ATTACK! IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!

Has yet to try to destroy the world, but has no idea why not.

Cecile

The Cecilemissile. Tops all men. She's in YOUR base.

Chris Lightfellow

Proof that girls do, in fact, exist in the Suikoden universe. Does not, however, disprove the "everyone's gay" thing.

Freyjadour Falenas

The tenkai formerly known as Prince with the really gay name. Likes beavers.

Gremio

Tir's mommy stalker nanny. His stew is so good you'll never notice the sleeping pills dissolved in it. (EDIT I would never!)

Hugo

Wears poofy pants hammerpants. Is possibly dressed by his mom, except that she has better fashion sense somehow.

Kasumi

Tir's official straight. She ninjas him with it often.

Lazlo

Likes crab battles, manjuu, and long walks on the beach.

Luc

Will break WIND!!!1!one! All he really ever wanted was a pony. :( Also a punk.

Lyon

The Prince's faithful stalker bodyguard. Don't let her sweet, innocent look deceive you.

Miakis

Bodyguard and queen's knight who shows her love by teasing mercilessly. Will happily cut off your bits if you touch the princess.

Roy

Likes to get in the Prince's pants. And all his other clothes.

Sasarai

Luc tops. Enough said. Oh wait I forgot the RAPERAPERAPE THE PRECEDING STATEMENT IS ALL LIES Sasarai is awesome okay.

EDIT: H-hot. _{- Sugar.}

Ted

300-year-old shouta. What a punk. LIES notapunkorakidorwhathaveyou. Has a stalker harem.

Tir McDohl

Is far too lazy to make a new page for Suikoden I & II. Also tops you all.

Thomas

He's not in Hugo's base. He IS Hugo's base. Wimpiest Tenkai ever, but we love him anyway.

Viki

Is technically OK to be on this page due to punching the timestream repeatedly. Knows embarrassing stories about Luc as a teenager.