A Long Time Ago in a Galaxy Far, Far Away...

Star Wars

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Obi-Wan is an amazing nanny. He is also 21, most of the time.
EDIT: And he is hot.
ETA: Obi-Wan would like to point out that he is dotting at the edit above this one.
ETA^2: Also he is Riddle's bitch for a week.

People who NEED TO GET IN LIKE BURNING

Talon Karrde

MUST we explain?!

Wedge Antilles

See above.

Lando Calrissian

Mace Windu

Because no camp is complete without your resident purple-saber-wielding badass.