riddle s fault
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Mar 13, 2008
8:48 PM
by Anonymous
Everything is Tom Riddle's fault. Including, but not limited to...
1) Anakin Skywalker
- Excuse me, but I think other people are at fault for me being alive.
- O rly.
- I wonder how many people actually buy the "conceived by midichlorians" bit.
- ...I think Palpatine might have been my father, myself.
- Oh, alright, fine.
- No, I am your father! breathe.
2) Palpatine being Anakin's daddy.
- Emperor Palpatine has got it goin' oooon.
- Once, my make up teacher dressed up as Emperor P. As in, made the mask, got the cape,
etc. And then he shot flames out of his sleeves. The end.
3) Gwendal's uterus
4) Me wanting to number every single entry for posterity
5) Me having to get up at 5am next week to do stocktake.
6) Obi-Wang.
7) My utterly horrible math finals grade.
8) *My* utterly horrible Geo finals grade.
9) My lack of a job. (Hey, mine too!) (same!) (Yeeeep.)
10) The Standard Aptitude Test and the fact that it's in two weeks and I haven't studied yet. (It is!?)
11) The reason why I goof in in History and Spanish and English and Debate and Computer Science.
12) Seattle's 33 straight days of rain. (That was you? Bastard!)
13) A-Team shippers. (You all can go DIE D:)
14) The strange formatting in some of these entries. (I hate the forced soft-returns. HATE.) (Agreed.)
15) The zeppelin in the Fullmetal Alchemist anime.
- The Fullmetal Alchemist anime period.
- Nah, just the movie.
- Well, Ed dying in the anime, if you think about it.
- Ed dying in the anime would have been fine if it hadn't happened twice in the same episode.
16) Winry crying.
17) Cal dying (just the second time) (wait, I thought Riddle was the first time and the Gentlemen were the second?)(But everything's supposed to be Riddle's fault).
18) Bunnies. Them and their twitchy little noses. (And what's with all the carrots?)(Yeah, what do they need such good eyesight for anyway?)
19) The last 25 chapters of Fruits Basket.
- People tempting us with spoilers for the recent chapters of Fruits Basket, aklsjdfh
- You know you love it.
20) Spoilers in general.
21) Computers becoming infected with LJ-hate.wtf stop giving errors LJ.
22) The LJ login widget's sudden and inopportune death.
23) Audience members failing finals, missing work and not seeing the sunlight for days.
24)61 counselor apps. 68 counselor apps, go die. >( (We love you, mods~)
25) Weiß Kreuz canon - with the exception of Nina, the seeing-eye pigeon.
26) This list not getting updated often enough.
27) Dropped characters.
28) The Game. (asll;kjs Damn you.) (ARGH)
29) The fact that I can't get images to work right.
30) This site not letting you do formatting in links (unless I just don't know how?)
31) Naked IRC. (Nooooo, that's MUSTANG's fault!) (But Mustang is Riddle's fault! ...somehow!)
32) RIDDLE DROPPING. DDD:
33) Microsoft.
34) The lack of information on Yumichika.
35) LJ breaking.
36) The UNGODLY awful animation of Weiß Kreuz.
37) Bad Internet connections
38) My Latin homework
39) My Latin homework, too!
40) My Japanese homework
41) My Japanese and Maths homework D<
42) My French Homework
43) Time-consuming projects
44) SATs
45) Air pollution due to constant farting
46) Traffic
47) The world exploding
48) Spontaneously imploding IRC clients
49) Fanfiction.net
50) Mary-Sues
51) Chizuru's groping habits
52) Snakes on a plane (whatever that is)
53) Keyboards topping everyone
54) Wolfram's loss of virginity
55) ... and Gwendal von Walde's maintenance of virginity (though Yuusuke may soon change this, which is good because normally Gwendal is too scary for sex).
56) Did that ever get resolved, by the way?
57) The M5 orbital motorway
58) Chii
59) Yuuri's -masturbation- HANDJOB techniques (STFU) (WAIT MAOU SAYS "WUT?!")(What, you don't remember?)
60) Wolfram's penis
61) Traffic accidents
62) The invention of the keyboard
63) This list growing longer and longer
64) Ashjuice
65) Shoes, ships, and sealing wax
66) The Spanish Inquisition
67) No one expecting the Spanish Inquisition
68) Silk screening labs
69) The blatant overuse of Monty Python jokes
70) The blatant overuse of Zero Wing jokes
71) Family Guy jokes in general
72) Killer horses
73) Telemarketeers
74) Me not getting Stalin's speech memorized (WOE!)
75) Montana
76) Characters from Kyou Kara Maou! being unable to write AUs We can TOO go die. (Audience Member A: would like to say "No, no you can't, you hosers.") (You cannot insult me with my own Canada slander.)
77) Playercest
78) Banks
79) Global Warming
80) The Pythagorean Theorum
81) Emo
82) Gundam pilot emo
83) Ninja emo
84) Straight-girl-in-a-camp-of-gay-boys emo
85) Tringham emo
86) Izumi's inablity to procreate
87) Adult Swim
88) Bad dubs
89) He put the bop in the bop-sha-bop-sha-bop. (Except wait, isn't that a good thing?)(Not if you're the other guy who would have gotten the other guy's 'baby' to fall in love with him had nobody written the Book of Love.) (Was this also the guy who put the lime in the coconut? If so, I'd like to have a word with him...)
90) Gai-sensei's unitard
91) My inability to buy Tylenol Sinus Extra Strength without PAIN and DIFFICULTY
92) My history prof's obsession with bashing Christianity
93) The Noreaster that ripped the wires out of my house
94) Lavitz's death
95) The Olsen Twins
96) The last three chapters of the Sailor Moon manga
97) The missing pool chapter in the Wedding Peach manga
98) Australia's movie release schedules
99) Hilary Duff
100) Hilary Duff's teeth
101) Research papers
102) Marmalade Boy (Hey, I liked Marmalade Boy!)
103) The drugs that most manga artists and anime directors are on (Hey, I LIKED those drugs!)
104) Soylent Green (Hey, I LIKED that soylent green!)
105) Excel's NaNoWriMo (Hey, I LIKED Excel's NaNoWriMo!)
106) The destruction of Tokyo (Hey, I liked the - okay, never mind. I got nothin') (...well, /I/ liked it)
107) Nanowrimo in general
108) Me just finding out today what NaNoWriMo is.
109) Pirate shortages
110) The Common App
111) My college applications in general
112) Shinn's college apps getting lost in the mail
113) My Computer Science lab
114) Rapid desensitization due to the media
115) The fact that this list keeps getting LONGER AND LONGER, you crazy fucks! You love it okay, GO!
116) Harry Potter's Cutie Moon Rod (STFU HE DOES NOT HAVE A CUTIE MOON ROD.)(YES HE DOES IRC TOLD ME SO.)
117) Getting a "yes" vote between 65% and 69.9% on your app
118) Buffy not winning more Emmys
119) Getting a "NO" vote at 70.1% on your app
120) Psst. It's "In" or "Out," not "Yes" or "No"
121) Flunking a midterm because he and Ed broke up the night before.
122) Losing my copy of Half Blood Prince
123) Half Blood Prince in general
124) Vampires o_o ^_^ ~_~ (STFU vampires r hot, wut)
125) Harry Potter in general. Or at least the fandumb.
126) The Polkaroo
127) The Governator
128) No Harry Potter in Camp Fuck You Die. Yep, that's Riddle's fault, too. Update Jan 2 '05: This has been resolved, although Harry Potter has not entered camp yet.
129) Itachi/Neji/Anakin threesomes (That's... a bad thing?)
130) Biz having to pee like every five minutes.
131) Ticky boxes
132) Armpit sex
133) Orochimaru milk
134) Porn
135) Porn not being on this list sooner
136) Porn being on this list at all, 'cause dudes - porn is good. Unless it's bad porn which is an entirely different thing.
137) Amelia's return
138) Hot Hot Heat
139) My Chemical Romance
140) Linkin Park (CRAAAAAAWLING IIIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIN!!!)
141) The Director's Husband's secret ghey mistresses
142) Menstruation
143) Month-long pauses between replies in AU porn
144) AU porns that are never finished
145) Tea porn
146) Ashcock
147) Ed's uterus, for the brief time that he has one
148) Near and L being emotional retards to each other.
149) The Alphabet being emotional retards to each other.
150) Yogurt
151) Yogurt bukkake
152) Death by yogurt bukkake
153) Suzu abusing her accomplices (They love it.)
154) Yoda being a shounen retard
155) Anakin/Riddle yuri
156) Livejournal downtime
157) Livejournal downtime being mentioned more than once
158) Someone beating me to the joke re: LJ downtime
159) Someone new logging on IRC every few minutes to mention that LJ is down.
160) Hay guys did you know that LJ is down? (O RLY?) (FOR REALZ) (WUT?) (NO WAI!)
161) LJ owning our collective souls.
162) LJ still being down
163) LJ going down in a sloppy manner (and you love it go)
164) Lalala
165) People getting in trouble for editing this too often because LJ was down.
166) Harry Potter Badfic. Or is Riddle himself Harry Potter badfic's fault?
167) All 64 slices of American cheese
168) Icon glitches
169) The fact that my school computers block LJ
170) Mine too.
171) Authors who say they'll update every week and then don't
172) Publishers that go out of business in the middle of a series
173) Eight-year-old porn (as in porn written by eight-year-olds) (does anybody remember aguywhoeats from fanfiction.net?) (no, what about him?)
174) Bad crossovers
175) The common cold
176) Horses (wait, horses what?) (Have horsesex with humans and cause death to stupid people. Obviously.)
177) Womanly vessels
178) Audience members failing finals (so true) (Oh, god, isn't it?)
179) Riddle-mun failing finals (also true)
180) LJ glitches
181) Boggarts!
182) Weiß Kreuz in its entirety
183) BunnYzak (Hey, I liked Bunny-Yzak!) (So do I, but it's still his fault~) (BunnYzak actually needs to DIE and by DIE I mean go back to being a tiny loud moron because SO SCARY D:) (Wolfram is a wimp.)
184) Dearka humping BunnYzak
185) Wolfram's IRC not working
186) Alex's work shift tonight
187) The lack of (non-married) sex at camp. (Fixed!)
188) Wes' emo
189) Mamaou, the Kingliest Mother this side of Shin Makoku
190) Menstural cramps. (Ew, girl stuff!)
191) Gojyo not being able to access LJ WOES! D:
192) The number 398.
193) Spending money I don't have
194) World War I
195) CAPS LOCK RAGE
196) Once, Shinn had a copy of Sorcerer's Stone signed by J.K. Rowling, and then her younger siblings tore it up.
197) Furry porn
198) The print screen button
199) Mori's powers (Seriously, Law of Ueki creator, whatever your name is. What are you on, and where can I get some?)
200) The Game (FUCK. YOU.) (*snickers*)
201) 4chan
202) 4Chan not being on this list already, sheesh people.
203) /b/
204) The ending to Metal Gear Solid 2... or the whole latter half of the game in general. (But the cracky ending is so MGS. D:)
205) Egg-nog Dragons
206) Tohru falling off a cliff (SPOILER D:)(Audience would like to note that she didn't know it was a spoiler UNTIL YOU SAID THAT go die.)
207) Hangovers
208) Player hiatuses.
209) The Basilisk currently rampaging through camp
210) The ENTIRE Fullmetal Alchemist Movie
211) Firefly getting cancelled (NOOOooooOOOOoooOOO!!!)
212) Gojyo bidding his cock for Hakkai
213) AAA and its inability to drive ten minutes in under three hours to pick up the three teenaged girls who blew out not one, but TWO tires on a really crappy Saab. (As an employee for AAA: Yeah, they suck hard.)(...Apparently I have AAA too. Holy crap.)
214) This list being so damned long.
215) Victoria and Eugene Urameshi. Actually? That whole dub.
216) The fact that it dropped from being 85 degrees to 55 and raining in less than a week. Whyyyyy
217) My computer's conspiracy with my cat to drive me insane
218) ...MY CAT PEEING IN MY JUST-CLEANED LAUNDRY AS I WROTE THAT. THE HELL?!
219) BELIEVE IT!
220) Harry Potter being dropped
221) The New York Yankees
222) Calculus
223) Barry Bonds
224) The JFK assassination
225) lj being partially down the only time I have time to check it for the next week.
226) My sudden desire to play Kingdom Hearts
227) My random desire to read Riddle/Axel (...That would be hot. Except Roxas would kill him)
228) Emo kids
229) Fat chicks in small clothing
230) John Kerry
231) The fact that I have a massive project due tomorrow that I haven't even started
232) Artemis' Lover
233) The fact that there's some Pokemon author attempting to be the new Oscar
234) Dropped characters. D:
235) Goatse, Tubgirl, Lemonparty and all related images (how could this not have been mentioned already? come on people, whats wrong with you!)
236) Mac outselling Microsoft
237) Murderous hatred of Anthy
238) Male 'sympathy PMS' (Where they turn into bastards, just for the fun of it)
239) This list HAVING NO END OH GOD
240) A-Rod
241) Gay people
242) Hippies
243) Minnesota's recent refusals to harbor snow.
244) The fact that I read this entire list when I should be working on my essay.
(Joe Says: My God. I did it. I reformatted the entire Uncyclopedia list.
...My arm hurts.)
1) Anakin Skywalker
- Excuse me, but I think other people are at fault for me being alive.
- O rly.
- I wonder how many people actually buy the "conceived by midichlorians" bit.
- ...I think Palpatine might have been my father, myself.
- Oh, alright, fine.
- No, I am your father! breathe.
2) Palpatine being Anakin's daddy.
- Emperor Palpatine has got it goin' oooon.
- Once, my make up teacher dressed up as Emperor P. As in, made the mask, got the cape,
etc. And then he shot flames out of his sleeves. The end.
3) Gwendal's uterus
4) Me wanting to number every single entry for posterity
5) Me having to get up at 5am next week to do stocktake.
6) Obi-Wang.
7) My utterly horrible math finals grade.
8) *My* utterly horrible Geo finals grade.
9) My lack of a job. (Hey, mine too!) (same!) (Yeeeep.)
10) The Standard Aptitude Test and the fact that it's in two weeks and I haven't studied yet. (It is!?)
11) The reason why I goof in in History and Spanish and English and Debate and Computer Science.
12) Seattle's 33 straight days of rain. (That was you? Bastard!)
13) A-Team shippers. (You all can go DIE D:)
14) The strange formatting in some of these entries. (I hate the forced soft-returns. HATE.) (Agreed.)
15) The zeppelin in the Fullmetal Alchemist anime.
- The Fullmetal Alchemist anime period.
- Nah, just the movie.
- Well, Ed dying in the anime, if you think about it.
- Ed dying in the anime would have been fine if it hadn't happened twice in the same episode.
16) Winry crying.
17) Cal dying (just the second time) (wait, I thought Riddle was the first time and the Gentlemen were the second?)(But everything's supposed to be Riddle's fault).
18) Bunnies. Them and their twitchy little noses. (And what's with all the carrots?)(Yeah, what do they need such good eyesight for anyway?)
19) The last 25 chapters of Fruits Basket.
- People tempting us with spoilers for the recent chapters of Fruits Basket, aklsjdfh
- You know you love it.
20) Spoilers in general.
21) Computers becoming infected with LJ-hate.
22) The LJ login widget's sudden and inopportune death.
23) Audience members failing finals, missing work and not seeing the sunlight for days.
24)
25) Weiß Kreuz canon - with the exception of Nina, the seeing-eye pigeon.
26) This list not getting updated often enough.
27) Dropped characters.
28) The Game. (asll;kjs Damn you.) (ARGH)
30) This site not letting you do formatting in links (unless I just don't know how?)
31) Naked IRC. (Nooooo, that's MUSTANG's fault!) (But Mustang is Riddle's fault! ...somehow!)
32) RIDDLE DROPPING. DDD:
33) Microsoft.
34) The lack of information on Yumichika.
35) LJ breaking.
36) The UNGODLY awful animation of Weiß Kreuz.
37) Bad Internet connections
38) My Latin homework
39) My Latin homework, too!
40) My Japanese homework
41) My Japanese and Maths homework D<
42) My French Homework
43) Time-consuming projects
44) SATs
45) Air pollution due to constant farting
46) Traffic
47) The world exploding
48) Spontaneously imploding IRC clients
49) Fanfiction.net
50) Mary-Sues
51) Chizuru's groping habits
52) Snakes on a plane (whatever that is)
53) Keyboards topping everyone
54) Wolfram's loss of virginity
55) ... and Gwendal von Walde's maintenance of virginity (though Yuusuke may soon change this, which is good because normally Gwendal is too scary for sex).
56) Did that ever get resolved, by the way?
57) The M5 orbital motorway
58) Chii
59) Yuuri's -masturbation- HANDJOB techniques (STFU) (WAIT MAOU SAYS "WUT?!")(What, you don't remember?)
60) Wolfram's penis
61) Traffic accidents
62) The invention of the keyboard
63) This list growing longer and longer
64) Ashjuice
65) Shoes, ships, and sealing wax
66) The Spanish Inquisition
67) No one expecting the Spanish Inquisition
68) Silk screening labs
69) The blatant overuse of Monty Python jokes
70) The blatant overuse of Zero Wing jokes
71) Family Guy jokes in general
72) Killer horses
73) Telemarketeers
74) Me not getting Stalin's speech memorized (WOE!)
75) Montana
76) Characters from Kyou Kara Maou! being unable to write AUs We can TOO go die. (Audience Member A: would like to say "No, no you can't, you hosers.") (You cannot insult me with my own Canada slander.)
77) Playercest
78) Banks
79) Global Warming
80) The Pythagorean Theorum
81) Emo
82) Gundam pilot emo
83) Ninja emo
84) Straight-girl-in-a-camp-of-gay-boys emo
85) Tringham emo
86) Izumi's inablity to procreate
87) Adult Swim
88) Bad dubs
89) He put the bop in the bop-sha-bop-sha-bop. (Except wait, isn't that a good thing?)(Not if you're the other guy who would have gotten the other guy's 'baby' to fall in love with him had nobody written the Book of Love.) (Was this also the guy who put the lime in the coconut? If so, I'd like to have a word with him...)
90) Gai-sensei's unitard
91) My inability to buy Tylenol Sinus Extra Strength without PAIN and DIFFICULTY
92) My history prof's obsession with bashing Christianity
93) The Noreaster that ripped the wires out of my house
94) Lavitz's death
95) The Olsen Twins
96) The last three chapters of the Sailor Moon manga
97) The missing pool chapter in the Wedding Peach manga
98) Australia's movie release schedules
99) Hilary Duff
100) Hilary Duff's teeth
101) Research papers
102) Marmalade Boy (Hey, I liked Marmalade Boy!)
103) The drugs that most manga artists and anime directors are on (Hey, I LIKED those drugs!)
104) Soylent Green (Hey, I LIKED that soylent green!)
105) Excel's NaNoWriMo (Hey, I LIKED Excel's NaNoWriMo!)
106) The destruction of Tokyo (Hey, I liked the - okay, never mind. I got nothin') (...well, /I/ liked it)
107) Nanowrimo in general
108) Me just finding out today what NaNoWriMo is.
109) Pirate shortages
110) The Common App
111) My college applications in general
112) Shinn's college apps getting lost in the mail
113) My Computer Science lab
114) Rapid desensitization due to the media
115) The fact that this list keeps getting LONGER AND LONGER, you crazy fucks! You love it okay, GO!
116) Harry Potter's Cutie Moon Rod (STFU HE DOES NOT HAVE A CUTIE MOON ROD.)(YES HE DOES IRC TOLD ME SO.)
117) Getting a "yes" vote between 65% and 69.9% on your app
118) Buffy not winning more Emmys
119) Getting a "NO" vote at 70.1% on your app
120) Psst. It's "In" or "Out," not "Yes" or "No"
121) Flunking a midterm because he and Ed broke up the night before.
122) Losing my copy of Half Blood Prince
123) Half Blood Prince in general
124) Vampires o_o ^_^ ~_~ (STFU vampires r hot, wut)
125) Harry Potter in general. Or at least the fandumb.
126) The Polkaroo
127) The Governator
128) No Harry Potter in Camp Fuck You Die. Yep, that's Riddle's fault, too. Update Jan 2 '05: This has been resolved, although Harry Potter has not entered camp yet.
129) Itachi/Neji/Anakin threesomes (That's... a bad thing?)
130) Biz having to pee like every five minutes.
131) Ticky boxes
132) Armpit sex
133) Orochimaru milk
134) Porn
135) Porn not being on this list sooner
136) Porn being on this list at all, 'cause dudes - porn is good. Unless it's bad porn which is an entirely different thing.
137) Amelia's return
138) Hot Hot Heat
139) My Chemical Romance
140) Linkin Park (CRAAAAAAWLING IIIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIN!!!)
141) The Director's Husband's secret ghey mistresses
142) Menstruation
143) Month-long pauses between replies in AU porn
144) AU porns that are never finished
145) Tea porn
146) Ashcock
147) Ed's uterus, for the brief time that he has one
148) Near and L being emotional retards to each other.
149) The Alphabet being emotional retards to each other.
150) Yogurt
151) Yogurt bukkake
152) Death by yogurt bukkake
153) Suzu abusing her accomplices (They love it.)
154) Yoda being a shounen retard
155) Anakin/Riddle yuri
156) Livejournal downtime
157) Livejournal downtime being mentioned more than once
158) Someone beating me to the joke re: LJ downtime
159) Someone new logging on IRC every few minutes to mention that LJ is down.
160) Hay guys did you know that LJ is down? (O RLY?) (FOR REALZ) (WUT?) (NO WAI!)
161) LJ owning our collective souls.
162) LJ still being down
163) LJ going down in a sloppy manner (and you love it go)
164) Lalala
165) People getting in trouble for editing this too often because LJ was down.
166) Harry Potter Badfic. Or is Riddle himself Harry Potter badfic's fault?
167) All 64 slices of American cheese
168) Icon glitches
169) The fact that my school computers block LJ
170) Mine too.
171) Authors who say they'll update every week and then don't
172) Publishers that go out of business in the middle of a series
173) Eight-year-old porn (as in porn written by eight-year-olds) (does anybody remember aguywhoeats from fanfiction.net?) (no, what about him?)
174) Bad crossovers
175) The common cold
176) Horses (wait, horses what?) (Have horsesex with humans and cause death to stupid people. Obviously.)
177) Womanly vessels
178) Audience members failing finals (so true) (Oh, god, isn't it?)
179) Riddle-mun failing finals (also true)
180) LJ glitches
181) Boggarts!
182) Weiß Kreuz in its entirety
183) BunnYzak (Hey, I liked Bunny-Yzak!) (So do I, but it's still his fault~) (BunnYzak actually needs to DIE and by DIE I mean go back to being a tiny loud moron because SO SCARY D:) (Wolfram is a wimp.)
184) Dearka humping BunnYzak
185) Wolfram's IRC not working
186) Alex's work shift tonight
187) The lack of (non-married) sex at camp. (Fixed!)
188) Wes' emo
189) Mamaou, the Kingliest Mother this side of Shin Makoku
190) Menstural cramps. (Ew, girl stuff!)
191) Gojyo not being able to access LJ WOES! D:
192) The number 398.
193) Spending money I don't have
194) World War I
195) CAPS LOCK RAGE
196) Once, Shinn had a copy of Sorcerer's Stone signed by J.K. Rowling, and then her younger siblings tore it up.
197) Furry porn
198) The print screen button
199) Mori's powers (Seriously, Law of Ueki creator, whatever your name is. What are you on, and where can I get some?)
200) The Game (FUCK. YOU.) (*snickers*)
201) 4chan
202) 4Chan not being on this list already, sheesh people.
203) /b/
204) The ending to Metal Gear Solid 2... or the whole latter half of the game in general. (But the cracky ending is so MGS. D:)
205) Egg-nog Dragons
206) Tohru falling off a cliff (SPOILER D:)(Audience would like to note that she didn't know it was a spoiler UNTIL YOU SAID THAT go die.)
207) Hangovers
208) Player hiatuses.
209) The Basilisk currently rampaging through camp
210) The ENTIRE Fullmetal Alchemist Movie
211) Firefly getting cancelled (NOOOooooOOOOoooOOO!!!)
212) Gojyo bidding his cock for Hakkai
213) AAA and its inability to drive ten minutes in under three hours to pick up the three teenaged girls who blew out not one, but TWO tires on a really crappy Saab. (As an employee for AAA: Yeah, they suck hard.)(...Apparently I have AAA too. Holy crap.)
214) This list being so damned long.
215) Victoria and Eugene Urameshi. Actually? That whole dub.
216) The fact that it dropped from being 85 degrees to 55 and raining in less than a week. Whyyyyy
217) My computer's conspiracy with my cat to drive me insane
218) ...MY CAT PEEING IN MY JUST-CLEANED LAUNDRY AS I WROTE THAT. THE HELL?!
219) BELIEVE IT!
220) Harry Potter being dropped
221) The New York Yankees
222) Calculus
223) Barry Bonds
224) The JFK assassination
225) lj being partially down the only time I have time to check it for the next week.
226) My sudden desire to play Kingdom Hearts
227) My random desire to read Riddle/Axel (...That would be hot. Except Roxas would kill him)
228) Emo kids
229) Fat chicks in small clothing
230) John Kerry
231) The fact that I have a massive project due tomorrow that I haven't even started
232) Artemis' Lover
233) The fact that there's some Pokemon author attempting to be the new Oscar
234) Dropped characters. D:
235) Goatse, Tubgirl, Lemonparty and all related images (how could this not have been mentioned already? come on people, whats wrong with you!)
236) Mac outselling Microsoft
237) Murderous hatred of Anthy
238) Male 'sympathy PMS' (Where they turn into bastards, just for the fun of it)
239) This list HAVING NO END OH GOD
240) A-Rod
241) Gay people
242) Hippies
243) Minnesota's recent refusals to harbor snow.
244) The fact that I read this entire list when I should be working on my essay.
(Joe Says: My God. I did it. I reformatted the entire Uncyclopedia list.
...My arm hurts.)