resident evil
[[resident_evil]] last edit on
Mar 6, 2008
2:03 PM
by Anonymous
Resident Evil
When zombie flicks meets video games. Sit back, relax, have a Jill sandwich, and don't let the Lickers touch you there.
Cast:
Carlos Oliveira
http://man_of_love.livejournal.com
He is Carlos, man of love, (and Corporal of the U.B.C.S). All of the foxy ladies love his accent, except Jill, who smacks him up instead. Enjoys playing the part of the hero only to get his own ass kicked in some way. What a winner you are, Carlos.
Appable Cast (camper):
Claire Redfield
On a DESPERATE SEARCH for her brother Chris. If ever you need a babysitter who will get your child lost continuously in a zombie-infected city, Claire's got some great experience under her belt.
Steve Burnside
A whiny prisoner on Rockfort Island, full of family emo. Gets his ass trapped in obviously trapped rooms and then doesn't even give you the prize until you do something for him. Also, HULK SMASH.
Appable Cast (counselor):
Jill Valentine
Enjoys long walks in snow-covered Russia and relaxing in zombie-infested mansions. Has a tyrant-sized boyfriend who seems to have a problem with her being in S.T.A.R.S. Makes a damn fine sandwich, and that can be taken literally, too.
Chris Redfield
Fails at family values sometimes.
Albert Wesker
Everything is his fault. Yet he is the smoothest, most badass antagonist in video game history.
Leon Kennedy
His idea of the best first day on the job was a PARTY. Hats included, according to the R.P.D., u so mature guys. Gets a much better job after that, though. Saving the president's daughter in a town full of Spanish people who try and axe him to death.
Ada Wong
The spy who shagged him. ^
Alfred Ashford
Loves his sister so much he wants to be her!