Pani Poni Dash!

1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.

1:2 And the earth was without soda; and thirst was upon the people of the earth. And the Spirit of God moved into the vending machines.

1:3 And God said, Let there be soda: and there was soda.

1:4 And God saw the soda, that it was good: and God said "It's body temperature!"

1:5 . . . We have schoolgirls, too.

1:6 . . . Most of whom are pretty gay.

1:7 And not in the sense of the word Chase uses, either.

1:8 We also have carnivorous carboard boxes. SNAKE'S WORST NIGHTMARE COME TO LIFE

Current Characters

Katagiri Himeko

MAHOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Uehara Miyako

NOT A STUDYBUG. And that small brush fire had nothing to do with her forehead, okay?!

Kashiwagi Twins

"Hee, she said it doesn't go here~!"

Insist they're not a single entity.