Naruto

Naruto is a series about a young Ninja named Naruto and his quest to follow his heart and become the Hokage and settle down with Sasuke and be in ETERNAL LOVE!!1! There are a lot of other awesome ninjas too.

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Currently at camp are the following:

Hidan

Akatsuki member and total dick. May well be loathed by every other ninja at camp, which he revels in. Acting missionary and emissary of Jashin, though his official job title may well be Guy Who Antagonizes Itachi since that's pretty much all he does.

Hyuuga Neji

"Bonnie" to Itachi's "Clyde". The only thing worse than the destructive potential of his UST is all the bad Hinata/Neji fanart floating around is his razor wit. Rues the day the walking kharmic vampire known as Saotome Ranma crossed his path. Also orgasmed by Maito Gai.

Kidoumaru

Kidoumaru is one of the Sound Four, emphatically denies that he is Kimimaro's bitch, and is at least partly responsible for the decorating atrocity that is the Girls 11 cabin's carnivorous assbow trophy.

Nara Shikamaru

Bottoms to everything simply because he thinks it's bothersome to put effort in topping.

Rock Lee

Is not really an Emo Goth Ninja, except for when he is. (For more information, see waterwangs).

Sakon

One of the Sound Four. People often question if his brother wipes his butt if he craps, but they tend not to live long enough to hear the answer.

Tayuya

One of the Sound Four. Would like to fuck a hero and not be reduced to 1/1000th her size during the failed attempt.

Uchiha Itachi

Despite being all kinds of psycho and badass, Itachi is a great father, loves his sexy Hyuuga wife, and makes the best batch of cookies you'll ever taste. Took advantage of Neji's Gaigasm. Is in denial about his most deadly technique, "free cable".

Uchiha Sasuke

Camp bitch. Topped by Ash Ketchum. Not manly enough for Lee. Sakura and Ino want to sex him. It's gotta be the duck ass hair.

Ukon

Is making faces while Sakon isn't looking.

Yakushi Kabuto

Is so damned glad the campers don't cut one another as often as they used to.

And formerly at camp are the following:

Haruno Sakura

The lovely and powerful apprentice of the Godaime Hokage. Though she does not know it yet, it is her UNDENIABLE DESTINY!!1! to fall in love with the cute and talented Rock Lee who will be her Most Important Person. They will have dozens of little pink-spandex babies and I will be their uncle. EDIT: Not biased. Really.

Yamanaka Ino

Needs to go ahead and get Yuusuke, Soi Fong, and Sakura into the best foursome on Reality TV. Ties with Soi Fong for nicest inner thigh clearance.

Uzumaki Naruto

Main character. Shounen retard. Not-so-secretly holding Ruby Eyed Shabranigdo Kyuubi. Wishes to have hot sexins with Ino Sakura Hinata Tayuya Sasuke. No, we don't get it much either. Must be the hair.

Kaguya Kimimaro

Kimimaro is a walking boner joke. Enjoys long walks on the beach, being a bitch to his bitches (I'm looking at you, Sound Four!), fantasizing about beating Itachi, and the company of toxic hermaphrodites.

Maito Gai

Three-quarters of the females in camp have had repeated screaming orgasms, and it's all his fault.

Mitarashi Anko

Anko is so hot that she turns straight women gay, gay men straight, and Gai non-spandex-sexual for once. PS Shizune is hotter. :D SHUT YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH >:|