Hitherby Dragons is the best canon ever. More specifically, it is a lengthy ongoing Web-published story on the themes of suffering, love, transformation, dharma, and furious ninja action.

The campers from this canon are all from one of its sub-stories, Hitherby Dragons: An Unclean Legacy, which answers one of the greatest questions of human history: "what if Gargamel captured all the Smurfs, turned them to gold, gained godlike power, and then decided to settle down and start a family? What would his kids be like? Really, really fucked up, right?"

Answer: yeah, pretty much.

Campers

Violet Gargamel: The oldest of the Gargamels. She has no special powers to speak of, unless you include essentially raising six children and keeping them from killing each other.

Francescu Gargamel: deathless, quite nearly all-powerful, and remarkably mellow about it. Not actually a member of the Weiss or Yami no Matsuei casts, despite behavior that might convince a casual observer otherwise.

Manfred Gargamel: A fallen knight whose hobbies include jam-making and attempting to avoid committing murder; has never had sexual relations with a unicorn, no matter what IRC says

Sophie Gargamel: a girl with everything she (or anyone else) could want, except a soul and a decent relationship with most of her family. She has no idea why all you people are so nice.

Christine Gargamel: currently timesharing her soul with her twin sister and is not impressed by it. As of yet, her Bad House has yet to challenge the Hospital, despite enabling from IRC.

Links

The canon!

The first part of Unclean Legacy proper