Full Metal Panic

A.K.A Super-Serious Soldier Boys and the Blue-Haired Girls Who Top Them. Or, uh, just one of each, really.

People!

Kaname Chidori
Will never ever be Relena from Gundam Wing, which is why she always breaks canons when it's speculated on what would happen if she and Relena swapped places. AKA: She kicks ass, takes names, and is no pacifist.

Former People!

Sousuke Sagara
Is Kaname's whipping boy. Also; has explosives in his pants.