Fullmetal Alchemist

Fullmetal Alchemist has two daddy canons, both of which teach you that if you're interested in alchemy, it'll cost you an arm and a leg.

The moral of the story is: the more money, power, and bitches you have, the better.

Campers from Fullmetal Alchemist

Alphonse Elric

Alphonse is the younger of the Elric brothers. Thanks to camp he's not a suit of armor, though he now looks four or five years younger than he actually is. His favorite pastimes are using his alchemy to help out around the camp, trying to keep Ash and Ari out of trouble and not being overprotective rly, and taking care of his dozen or so pets.

Edward Elric

He's supposed to be the main character of this canon, but sadly he is too small to do so.

Russel Tringham

The elder Tringham brother. Russel has problems keeping his mouth shut that have gotten him killed before. He's also lucky enough to be dating pop star Meer Campbell. No one's sure why, but good for him! When he's not with her or getting himself into trouble with that mouth of his, he's looking out for his brother or having snarky fun with Ari.

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Counselors from Fullmetal Alchemist

Greed #1

Accept no substitutes, Greed will give you a good time. Call 1-800-DEVILNEST - he's waiting for your call, baby.

Jean Havoc

Havoc is more a dog of the military than any of the alchemists are. Mustang said follow, and he did. All the way to camp. Hell if he can remember the trip here though. Most of his time's spent looking after Ash or walling Mustang. Adopted Ash, and is therefore married to Delia Ketchum, should she ever show up. _{Maybe he's actually Ash's dad that we never see in the series, but he got brainwashed or something? COMSPIRACY?}

Still the coolest counselor.

Izumi Curtis

Ninja housewife alchemist. Or maybe just a housewife. She dispenses beatings to her ex-students, Edward and Alphonse, whenever she feels they've stepped out of line. Which is more often than either of them would like. She's one of two cooks at the camp and can be found watching over many campers around camp.

Roy Mustang

AKA the "Flame Alchemist". Looks pretty. He's also going to become fuhrer some day, so long as he isn't turned into a human sacrifice of some kind. He's usually found joking with Mal or keeping track of Tomo and Sano. Himeko is his supervisor!

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Needs to come back!

Alexander Louis Armstrong

Very large and sparkly, just about everything he does is passed down through generations of his family. The "Strong Arm Alchemist".

Envy

Is perky and sadistic at the same time. He was here at camp to keep an eye on the human sacrifices Edward, Alphonse, and Colonel Mustang. D:

Fletcher Tringham

The younger of the Tringam Tlingum Tringham brothers. Fletcher is eleven now! :D Fletcher's usually found getting into some kind of trouble, trying to keep his brother out of trouble, or bonding with Rosalyn over their stupid loved ones. Does not have a tree fetish. ...honest.

Fuhrer King Bradley

No longer tops the list. Ahaha.

Maes Hughes

Babysitter of the military wut. Used to be the Arts and Crafts counselor, drafting campers into making pictures and projects of his Elysia-chan.

Winry Rockbell

A very talented automail mechanic. She's the best and oldest friend of the Elric brothers and actually came to camp looking for them before realizing she'd be trapped here. Her pastimes include building giant robots, looking out for the A Team, and practicing her wrench throwing on Ed. Winry we miss you ;_;

Greed #2

Not Ling. Get it right. Greed came to camp to take over Envy's job of supervising the Elric brothers.
-Either him, or the actual Ling. Either works!

Riza Hawkeye

Loyal follower of Mustang. When she's not reminding him to do his paperwork, she's checking up on the various children she's developed fondness for.

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Characters we would like to see from FMA

Mind that camp is picky about apps, but don't worry, you have an ARMY OF BETAS RIGHT HERE.

Alfons Heiderich

Come fuck with Ed's brain!

Bunny [Paninya]

Winry needs her only canon female friend. |D

Gluttony

...I dunno? Whoever put this here give a reason. D:
- Maybe Anon needs another creepy friend, this time someone who eats everything and has a world in his stomach! After all, got to give Anon something to aim for when he grows up?
- I like this idea. Anon could use a friend who thinks closer to his level.

Greed's subordinates: Martel, Dorchette, and Roa.

Al would very much like a Martel.

Hoenheim

I agree Hoenheim would be kick ass in camp. |D Come bother your sons you bastard.
-Ed-mun points out that she would much, much rather wait until a Manga!Hoenheim would be possible.

Lust

Havoc and Al would both like a Lust around, even if she's a crazy bitch who tried to kill them. D:

Mei Chan

Socute~

The rest of Mustang's subordinates

Kain Fury, Heymans Breda, and Vato Falman. And Fury is camper-age, too! Come to usss.

Pinako Rockbell

Everyone else has moms to be apped. Let's get the FMA kids their granny. D:
-Hey does that mean we also need Trisha Elric?
-Trisha's unappable though. She only has a few very brief flashback scenes.
-Russel and Fletcher don't get a Nash for the same reason. Hah. D:
-They can borrow Pinako if we get one. :D
-Except Pinako doesn't have "I'm such a terrible father, woe is me" emo.
- Anime!Sloth is probably appable.
-Yeah, but she would be so much emobait.

Ran Fan

Ling's gone, but the desire for Ran Fan remains.

Scar

Pretty please?

Sciezka

Cute li'l bookworm needs to come to camp~.

Anime!Sloth

To see Ed and Al's brains explode.
-Too much emobait
-Yeeeeaaaah.

Fritz Lang

Because there's no one in the FMA-verse (anime or manga) whose brain that wouldn't break.
-I think he would break the brains of quite a few non-FMA campers, too.

Officer Hughes

See above. (But Fritz still has the most brain break potential.)

Oh fuck no. FLETCHER, STOP WRITING THE PAGE. ):
-I didn't put Officer Hughes there! ...at least I don't think I did. I don't REMEMBER doing it.