digital devil saga
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Feb 3, 2009
7:14 PM
by Anonymous
Digital Devil Saga
"Rend. Slaughter. Devour your enemies. That is the only way to survive. You cannot escape your hunger, warriors of Purgatory."
In Digital Devil Saga, all the characters are retards. All the characters also try to eat each other on a regular basis. Good combination? Maybe.
Current Campers/Counselors
Embryon
Serph
The most personality-filled silent character ever. Also his entire tribe is kinda gay for him. He occasionally reads romance novels.
Sera
Possibly the only cannibal lolimama jesus in existence. And the entire tribe is kinda gay for her too.
Heat
HIS NAME IS HEAT, AND HE HAS COME TO EAT YOUR FAMILY. Turns into a triple-walnut-dipped two-headed gorillashark. DOES HE HAVE CLASPERS? THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW. Fails massively at having a relationship with Sera and Serph.
Cielo
Dreadlocks, dancing, and lots of 'D's in the accent. Turns into a flying rainbow demon. Once turned into a cannibal hooker puppy. In a previous camp incarnation, fathered the first little camp sky. I'm sure he was a very good parent!
Gale
Tops you. Yes, you. Unless you're Lupa in which case APP ALREADY and honortop him more. Turns into Poncho McRiverdance and rapes you with his feet.
Argilla
No longer in camp ;; Liked making Roland's life awkward with sexual tension and snuggling her girlfriend. She eats people with her boobs.
Roland
Former alcoholic terrorist leader turned cannibal demon. Still a bad novelist.
Maribel
Jinana
Is awesomer than you.
Bat
Cannibal necrophiliac traitor that turns into a demonic bat with his head at his crotch. Brings whole new levels to the risk of biting your tongue while eating.
Her very own, and very special, side
Angel
Wants to kill you. Yes, you. Unless you're Gale at which point it gets complicated. Is also the hottest FMILF in existence.