dc universe
[[dc_universe]] last edit on
Mar 6, 2008
12:24 AM
by Anonymous
DC Universe
DC stands for "We hate your soul, now give us money." No, it's not a very clever acronym. Anyway, once upon a time, Robin, Impulse and Superboy (Aliases of Tim Drake, Bart Allen and Kon-el Summers) hung out with their hot female friends and this angry alien named Slobo and they also had a cool robot, who was their mentor but they didn't listen to him. Then they all started crawling in their skins and formed the Teen Titans and Kon got even gayer than he was before and Infinite Crisis showed up and it totally sucked and all the fans were like "DDDDDD: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?" and Tim went a little bit crazy.
Also, back in the day Batman said the word "boner" a lot. It was awesome.
The DC Universe has over a THOUSAND heroes, villains, homo homo side characters, and sidekicks on file since its creation. Not kidding. The DC Encyclopedia said so. This means that camp will NEVER run short of crazy people with insane powers and skintight costumes to mess with the order of things.