Camp Locations

The ACROSS House of Love

Il Palazzo and his subordinates live in their white-picket-and-barbwire-fenced-off property, where they plot world domination and have wild AU sex parties. The ACROSS complex has been destroyed more often than Toyko during Godzilla mating season.

The Alchemy Hut

All your underaged FMA [except Envy] in one convenient location, so the zeppelin knows just where to drop. Also home to over thirty different pets and counting! Now zeppelined to death. Way to go.

Alex's Tree

Once held a hammock and an asshole. There is drugged Ashmilk in a hole in the trunk.
Also known as The White Oak, it was the birthing place of the Mistletoe that haunted Camp throughout the holiday season.
Peter lives here now. That's awesome place to come and hang out at, man...

Arts and Crafts Hut

Come to the arts and crafts hut to paper maché or accuse others of being the killer. Currently has a (sanitary?) pool around back. Also feel free to stay here if you have yet to be assigned a cabin.

Bathrooms

When in the bathrooms, please ignore the blood stains in the shower.

Cabins

The cabins are separated by gender, despite the fact that the only part gender actually plays in CFUD is helping campers find mates of the same sex.

The Cabin List is so totally under construction.

Camp Store

At the camp store, you can buy candy, souvenirs, or slaves if the Camp Director thinks you're making progress in the murder case. We're currently trying to bring in laxatives, so please be patient.

Recently trashed by car-lasers. Details may or may not pending, depending on Ari's leaving any remains behind. And if he has, his mafia probably took care of the rest.

Counsulat du Canada

(also referred to as "Canada")

Run by Constables Fraser and Turnbull and home to some guy from Chicago, Canada is where you go to be all un-American. Please stop trying to conquer it, they just had the floors waxed. Here, take a flamingo instead.

Dante's Office

Where most the videogame counselors live, i.e. Dante, Snake, and Otacon. If you find a box of pizza in this building, please contact Snake before eating it, because it might be over three weeks old. Thanks, Dante.

Habe Linkin

A wood cabin built by Ueki Kousuke and Robert Haydn in a fabulous display of friendship. Awww.

The Hospital

Or "This thing is almost sentient."

The hospital where people go to get medical treatment and/or annoy the resident medical staff. Warning: stay out of the doctors' offices.

It was once caught by Ash in a pokeball, and since then, seems to have evolved so that it has three floors above ground, and each floor has approximately 50-100 rooms each. We are trying to create basic schematics, but it is difficult, as the hospital is still growing. Also, it is home to many campers and some of the doctors who were not able, or do not want to, live in a cabin. Or Lex and Clark's Love Hotel. (Note: This is not Boys Cabin 19, that is Clark's Loft of Brooding Emo. It's a common mistake.)

Lake

The lake has been slightly radioactive ever since an unfortunate incident involving the explosion of a giant robot. A ghost has been reported around the lake docks, but perhaps that's just a rumour?
The lake also has many crocodiles, one of whom can talk and type.
"Hey, I can walk, too. You forgot about that." :Talking, Walking, Typing Crocodile
Yes, thank you. All of whom can walk.
Alex happened to jump into the Lake once and established the following: There are ruins in the lake and a Yellow Sign that makes you crazy and forces you to worship tentacle monsters.
It also established that Alex is as dumb as a cucumber.

Library

Run by Aziraphale Mr. Fell. The books are part of his personal collection and he will fuck your shit up old-testament style if you mess with them. Also watch out for the carnivorous encyclopaedias, falling shelves and assistant librarian with the cheery disposition of a PMSing badger.

Lost n' Found Booth

Run by Lupin. If you're a scantilly clad woman or a 'drinking buddy' you'll probably be able to get some free stuff here. Used to be attached to Boy's 16 before it asploded. Now is between the Newlywed Cabin and Boy's 10.

Mess Hall

The Mess Hall is a vital part of Camp Fuck You Die. While the food is radioactive, inedible, and sometimes sentient, the Mess Hall remains an important gathering place for campers to flirt, fight zombies, and plot each other's humiliation.
You can also find Carlos there, when he's not behind the 7-11 (or dead)(yeah, has anyone seen the dude lately?). Three meals a day are served here. Never, ever eat Tuesday's Mystery Soup.

• Small Circus Tent on the roof of the Mess Hall - Pallapalla's small circus tent sits on the roof. Be careful if you're invited to attend a show.

The Wu Defense Base

Masterminded by Lu Meng and built almost singlehandedly by Kon, the Wu defense base serves as a buffer between the camp at large and the various wildlife. In addition, the Wu officers sleep there, as well as their friends, and the base is open for anyone who lacks a cabin.