Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Buffy the Vampire Slayer (know pithly by it's fans a "BvtS") is the show that Joss Whedon can never get away from, as much as he tries. Contains metaphors which rapidly became text. ;;

Cast Includes:

Buffy El-Summers

Contains eight essential vitamins and minerals to help you start your day right. Changed her name in a particularly retarded drunken haze.

Rupert Giles

You only wish your high school librarian was this hot.

Spike (aka William the Bloody Awful Poet)

Actually, Billy idol stole his look.

Drusilla

Owns you with crazy. Also, owns Spike with OTP-ness.

Former Cast:

Willow Rosenberg

Living proof that bisexuality does not exist in the Buffyverse. Her complete defection from heterosexuality automatically makes her the woman of Chizuru's dreams.

Alexander "Xander" Harris

Xander loev demon.

Anya Jenkins

Bunnies are scarier than any demon.