Bleach

Bleach is most decidedly not a detergent product. In fact, the writer of this article has absolutely idea as to why it's called Bleach, except that Kubo Tite is on good crack. (See the rest of the series for more proof of this.) The series revolves around a highschooler named Ichigo who is not a strawberry, but rather moonlights as a shinigami with a really big sword. There's lots of other shinigami too, one Quincy, and lots of other really cool characters who don't really need to be mentioned here. They're shiny. This is a good thing.

Your friendly neighborhood Tot-mun would like to point out that the series is named after a Nirvana album. Of the same strange name.

Current Campers/Counselors

Asano Keigo

Ichigo's pal from school. Possibly the most normal teenager of the whole cast. Ask him about his sister.

Ayasegawa Yumichika

Gaaaaay. Likes enormous peacocks. The fact that there is not much information here is all Riddle's fault.

Honshou Chizuru

Also gay. Except prettier. (Way prettier.) Currently experimenting with monogamy. Liked it so much she decided to experiment with it with multiple partners, until Asuna gave her the Ultimate Guilt Trip of Ultimate Destiny.

Ishida Ryuuken

Theoretically not gay, considering his son exists. May have reproduced via budding, however. Likes coffee, cigarettes and Rikuou. Is Ikkaku's unofficial official therapist. You don't want to know how high his blood pressure is these days.

[EDIT]: Not gay for Rikuou. Rly.

[EDIT]: ....wow you LIAR.

Ishida Uryuu

Back to camp and back to work on putting that "Most Deaths EVAR" record out of anyone else's reach.

Kuchiki Byakuya

Looks pretty, and will kill you with sakura petals. His hair-noodle things are proof of nobility, apparently.

Kyouraku Shunsui

A lazy bum who's somehow one of the oldest shinigami captains. Also wears pink and therefore is a real man.

Matsumoto Rangiku

That's right, keep staring. *steals your wallet*

Sado Yasutora

You know the Crocodile Dundee bowie knife scene? Replace "switchblade" with "katana" and "bowie knife" with "telephone pole" and you see why the rest of the cast is glad Chad fights with his fists.

Soi Fong

A tiny lesbian ninja who won't get you free cable.

Zaraki Kenpachi

Don't really want to think about his sexuality either. Would love to meet you...unless, of course, you're weak. Not allowed to kill the ninjas.

Past Campers/Counselors

Abarai Renji

Has a Kuchiki fetish.

Hitsugaya Toushirou

Somebody get this kid a vacation and a Sit'n'Spin.

Inoue Orihime

Cutest girl ever. Negotiated the Fruit-Human peace treaty of Summer '05. Connoisseur of smiling elfin mushrooms.

Is no longer being pursued by Honshou Chizuru, which means that the Rapture shall soon be at hand. Start repenting now.

Kuchiki Rukia

Mothering type for Gurg-chan. Possibly enjoys yaoi manga, claims that Ishida has stolen them in the past. Ishida firmly denies this, and never circled all the best parts in red ink.

Kurosaki Ichigo

Totally badass. Liked to give public service announcements. Possibly a superhero. The world may never know.

Kurosaki Isshin

DADDY. <3

Kusajishi Yachiru

Eats people daily. Collects family members.

Madarame Ikkaku

Is not so lucky with them love-love dances. 98% heterosexual, since both of his boyfriends were/are girls in a way. Deadbeat dad.

Shihouin Yoruichi

Do not confuse with Nishi. Likes Soi Fong. And naked. And being naked at Soi Fong. And tag.

Urahara Kisuke

Runs a badass shop. Gave Ari his hat. Could totally top anyone in camp.

Yamada Hanatarou

So easily overlooked that apparently no one remembered to add him here until months after he left.