The Animorphs

Animorphs is a 54 book long series of crap crack. Okay, so it's really only when they get near the end that things go off in random directions of badness that most of the fans of the Animorphs refuse to acknowledge.

But it starts with five kids taking a short cut through a construction site, witnessing an alien crash landing, getting nifty powers, then watching more aliens land, and Visser Three's rather interesting method of murder. Visser Three morphs Anon eats Elfangor. And then those five kids go and have crazy adventures playing terrorists, but they're not really because hey! they're saving mankind, and there's no way that's terrorism.

Right?

Well, anyways, they eventually find another alien, this one a kid, who is coincidentally the younger brother of the one they saw get killed. Wow. Fancy that. And then there's the whole "I am your mother/father" thing going for Marco and Tobias, and gee, guess which two happen to be at camp right now? That's right, the paranoid son of Visser One, and the birdie who just so happens to be Elfangor's son.

It has been theorized that if someone existed who could make sense of this series' canon, he or she could also move the moon with their mind.

Current Campers

Marco - Who is so much cooler than Tobias. not cool at all, and DEFINITELY not cooler than Tobias. (And who totally wrote this page)

Is occasionally a gorilla named Ax. Because he's an "Animorph". Oh, and no one's actually supposed to know about the Animorph thing, so he's just one of those "token normal guys". but Little!Marco spilled the morphing thing. At least no one knows about the fighting of aliens.

Tobias - Who is a bird. And is totally cooler than Marco go die. And is not now, and nor will ever be, a potato. Despite what Cher thinks.

Rachel - Cooler than everyone. Also tops. MORE INFORMATION SOON TO COME.

Those who should be at camp

Anyone and everyone.