YOSHIYA KIRYU, A.K.A JOSHUA, IS A COMPLETE BASTARD. WITH THE NEARLY UNLIMITED CAPABILITIES OF A GOD. IT'S NOT THE MOST PLEASANT OF COMBINATIONS FOR THE DENIZENS OF CLDR.

ASIDE FROM ACTING LIKE A SNIDE, SELFISH, SNOBBY, ARROGANT JERK AND REGULARLY TEASING RAIDEN THE MORE VULNERABLE, UKE MEMBERS OF CLDR, JOSHUA GETS HIS KICKS BY FORCING SOCIALLY AWKWARD TEENAGERS INTO EPICALLY COMPLICATED STRUGGLES THEIR FOR VERY EXISTENCE IN INTER-DIMENSIONAL PLANES HIGHER THAN THEIR OWN.

SOME OF HIS FAVORITE PASTIMES INCLUDE FLIRTING, PERFECTING THE ART OF MINDFUCKERY, CROSS DRESSING IN GOTHIC LOLITA REGALIA, AND JESUS-BEAMING STUFF.

YEAH, JESUS BEAMS. WITH THE LITTLE WHITE CHERUBS AND EVERYTHING. THEY CAN WIPE YOU OUT OF EXISTENCE.

HE MAY LOOK EASY TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF, BUT I WOULDN'T IF I WERE YOU. IN HIS TRUE (BRILLIANTLY SHINY) INCORPOREAL FORM, AND AT FULL POWER, JOSHUA CAN PRETTY MUCH ALTER REALITY. EVEN WITHOUT BEING IN HIS SHINY-GLOWY COMPOSER FORM, HE CAN STILL SUMMON AND DROP MOTHERFUCKING SUVS ON YOU.

AND COMETS.

AND THE ENTIRE COSMOS.

SO JUST DON'T GET HIM ANGRY.


JOSHUA IS A CHARACTER FROM THE GAME THE WORLD ENDS WITH YOU FOR NINTENDO DS.