valya
[[valya]] last edit on May 3, 2009 9:41 AM by Anonymous

VALYA


VALYA IS THAT ONE CHICK WHO MAINLY PLAYS THAT ONE REALLY ANNOYING GUY WHO NEVER SHUTS UP ABOUT ICE CREAM AND OCCASIONALLY KILLS PEOPLE, AS WELL AS THAT GODDAMN UNSTOPPABLE TRAIN OF PURE ANGST COMPUTER PROGRAM THAT JUST WON'T FUCKING DIE ARGH AND THE CREEPY BLOND GUY WHO RAPES PEOPLE FOR FUN. THIS IS THE FIRST LJ RP SHE HAS EVER DONE (AND IT WILL PROBABLY ALSO BE THE ONLY ONE, SINCE ALMOST EVERYTHING ELSE SEEMS A LITTLE TOO SRS-BSNS FOR HER TASTES LOL).

SHE'S ALSO PROBABLY THE ONLY PERSON ON THE INTERNET WHO HAILS FROM WEST VIRGINIA, AND OTHER THAN THAT SHE CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING INTERESTING AND/OR WITTY TO SAY ABOUT HERSELF. :(

HERE ARE HER CHARACTERS:

  • KAITO - A VOCALOID WHO REALLY, REALLY LIKES ICE CREAM. AND IS A LITTLE TOO HANDY WITH A KITCHEN KNIFE.
  • WITSARNEMITEA - AN ELDER GOD FROM UTAWARERUMONO WHO HAS NOT HAD MUCH SUCCESS IN GAINING NEW FOLLOWERS IN THE DRESSING ROOM.
  • MR. R - GENERAL CREEPY GUY FROM KICHIKU MEGANE WHO LIKES TO POP OUT OF SHADOWS AND SNEAK UP ON PEOPLE. ALSO MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE A VINE MONSTER AT HIS COMMAND, WHICH MAY OR MAY NOT BE CAPABLE OF RAPE.
  • SAEKI KATSUYA - PROTAGONIST OF KICHIKU MEGANE AND OCCASIONAL RAPIST. ISN'T PLAYED MUCH ANYMORE SINCE HE LOST HIS GLASSES. :(
  • KIZAITO - AN ASHULOID ANOTHER VOCALOID.
  • SAIONJI HAYATO - AN OUENDAN (BLUE TEAM) MEMBER WHO ONLY POPS UP AS NEEDED.
  • DENJIN HAL - ARE YOU BRAINWASHED YET?
  • DR. FUMIO HONJOU - ANOTHER PLOT-IMPORTANT NEURO CHARACTER. DROPPED DUE TO THE EVENTS OF CHAPTER 182, I MEAN SERIOUSLY WTF
  • HAL II I MEAN MYSTERIOUS MALWARE - EXACTLY WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE, MYSTERIOUS MALWARE. HOPE YOU HAD YOUR SYSTEM BACKED UP :D
  • WEST VIRGINIA - YES, THE ONLY WEST VIRGINIAN ON THE COMM IS NOW PLAYING THE STATE OF WEST VIRGINIA ITSELF. WHAT OF IT?

DID I MENTION SHE USES WAY TOO MANY BLINKY-TAGS? LOL PERV TAGS SHUT UP LIME, I C WHUT U DID THAR <33

ALSO SHE'S A MOD NOW. LOL HOW DID THAT HAPPEN.