THE CLUB STARTED BY HARUHI SUZUMIYA. THE CLUB'S TITLE IS AN ACRONYM OF SEKAI WO OOINI MORIAGERUTAME NO SUZUMIYA HARUHI NO DAN, WHICH MEANS SUZUMIYA HARUHI'S BRIGADE TO GREATLY ENLIVEN THE WORLD.

ITS MISSION IS TO FIND ALIENS, ESPERS, AND TIME TRAVELERS AND HANG OUT WITH THEM. THE ORIGINAL CLUB IN THE MELANCHOLY OF HARUHI SUZUMIYA HAD A MERE FIVE MEMBERS:

HARUHI SUZUMIYA
YUKI NAGATO
MIKURU ASAHINA
ITSUKI KOIZUMI
KYON

BUT HARUHI'S GREAT RECRUITMENT DRIVE IN THE DRESSING ROOM HAS LED TO MANY NEW MEMBERS BEING COERCED TO JOIN SIGNING UP!

LIST OF DRESSING ROOM SOS BRIGADE MEMBERS:

FOUNDING MEMBERS

CHIEF HARUHI SUZUMIYA
KYON
YUKI NAGATO
MIKURU ASAHINA
ITSUKI KOIZUMI

OTHER CHIEF HARUKI SUZUMIYA
KYONKO
ITSUKO KOIZUMI (OKAY, SO THESE THREE ARE FOUNDING MEMBERS IN THE GENDERBENT VERSION BUT IT STILL COUNTS!)

NEW RECRUITS
AKITO/AGITO
BERT MCCRACKEN
CAPTAIN FALCON
DRAGONFORCE
GARY
HERMIONE
HOUSE
REI
RENJI
RONON DEX
RUKIA
SNAKE
STEPHANIE
AND ABOUT A MILLION OTHERS, ADD YOURSELVES GUYS BECAUSE I CAN'T BE ARSED