FUCK YEAH SLAYERS

SLAYERS WAS THE FIRST ANIME EVER DRAWN IN LIKE THE THIRTIES OR SOMETHING, BACK WHEN WE HAD TO SEND AWAY FOR VHS TAPES FROM CANADA IF WE WANTED SUBTITLES, YOU SPOILED BRATS.

LINA INVERSE

THIS IS LINA INVERSE. SHE IS A SORCERESS, AND TOTALLY FUCKING GAR EVEN THOUGH SHE HAS NO TITS.

THERE IS NO PERMANENT LINA. SOMETIMES GOURRY DRAGS THEM IN.

GOURRY GABRIEV

GOURRY IS THE BEST SWORDSMAN EVER, AND ALSO QUITE GAR, ALBEIT NOT AS GAR AS LINA. HE HAS A LOT OF REALLY PRETTY HAIR.

GOURRY IS PLAYED BY UNCREATIVITY

XELLOSS

WATCH THE HELL OUT 'CAUSE XELLOSS IS A FUCKING CONE, YOU GUYS.

XELLOSS IS PLAYED BY LARI

BEASTMASTER ZELAS METALLIUM

ZELAS IS XELLOSS'S HOT MOM.

SHE'S PLAYED BY CHEWY

SLAYERS REVOLUTION

IT'S NEW AND SHINY, YOU GUYS. GO DOWNLOAD IT RIGHT THE HELL NOW.

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NEEDS MOAR SLAYERS

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU MUST DO