SIR MYLES ARACHNAE THE THIRD OF THE LOWER CAVES-YOU PLEBIANS

• FIGURE 1: WHEN SIRE MYLES MET MISS SPIDER._{(THIS IS AN UTTER FABRICATION! I DO NO PERFORM AND CERTAINLY NOT FOR MISS SPIDER! REMOVE THIS SLANDEROUS LIE AT ONCE -SIR MYLES)}

SIR MYLES ARACHNAE THE THIRD OF THE LOWER CAVES (MORE COLLOQUIALLY KNOWN AS SIR MYLES) IS AN ARACHNID OF THE GIANT INTELLIGENT (FANCY) TALKING SPIDER (EFFOR COGNITO MAXIMUS ARANO) GENUS. HE WAS MAKING A SOCIAL VISIT TO LADY CHATTERFLY WHEN HE WAS SET UPON BY A WAVE OF SPARKLES AND CARRIED TO THIS DIMENSIONAL NEXUS. HE WAS MOST AGGRIEVED.

IMPORTANT ANECDOTES ABOUT SIR MYLES

• COMES FROM A WORLD SIMILAR IN MOST RESPECTS TO MISS SPIDER'S EXCEPT THEY APPEAR TO BE FOLLOWING DIFFERENT TIMELINES AND MORALITIES ARE A BIT SKEWED. VIZ BIG TALKING SPIDERS ARE NOT FRIENDLY BUT FANCY.
• HAS A TOP HAT AND MONOCLE.
• THE TOP HAT IS CRAFTED FROM SPIDER SILK AND WAS SPECIALLY FASHIONED TO FIT SIR MYLES' HEAD.
• THE MONOCLE IS MAGICAL BUT ONLY WORKS OCCASIONALLY. THRICE DAMNED SERVANTS WHO CAN'T ENCHANT THINGS PROPERLY -SM
• BELIEVES ARACHNIDS ARE THE HIGHER SPECIES BUT WILL ASSOCIATE WITH OTHER SPECIES HERE SINCE THE ONLY OTHER ARACHNID AROUND APPEARS TO BE TOUCHED IN THE HEAD AND HAS SUBPAR COGNITIVE ABILITIES. HE NEEDS THE MENTAL STIMULATION.
• SIR MYLES IS QUITE VERBOSE AND LOQUACIOUS AT TIMES.
• COMES FROM THE UPPER CLASS BACK IN HIS OWN WORLD AND THUS REFUSES TO 'ABASE' HIMSELF WITH SERVANT WORK.
• DOES NOT FIND HUMANOIDS ATTRACTIVE.
• BUT DOES BELIEVE THEY MAKE GREAT SERVANTS. ONCE PROPERLY TRAINED OF COURSE.
• HAUGHTY AS HELL.
• HE AND HIS KIN USE THE ARACHNID VERSION OF HAITI ZOMBIES AND THUS HAVE AN ENTIRE LOWER CLASS OF HUMAN SERVANTS. WISHES HE COULD DO THAT HERE NOTHING TO SEE HERE.
• WILL NEVER REMOVE HIS HAT.
• HAS DECIDED TO PUT PLANS ON FURTHERING THE ARACHNID CAUSE ON HOLD.
• IS IN FACT A TWISTED MIRROR VERSION OF SPIDER (OR IS SHE OF HIM?)

SOCIAL ACQUAINTANCES AND THE LIKE OF SIR MYLES

IAN: THE HUMAN IS OBVIOUSLY INTELLIGENT AS HE HAS SEEN THAT SPIDERS ARE THE HIGHER SPECIES. IS PERTURBED BY HIS INSISTENCE THAT HE THE KING OF SPIDERS. WILL NOT TELL HIM THIS.
NIOU: THINKS HIM AS WITTY THUS ENGAGING.
SAFT: KNOWS SHE IS HALF-DRAGON AND THINKS HER DRACONIC FORM IS ELEGANT.
GRIMMJOW: DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THEY ARE. SIR MYLES SCORNED BECOMING HIS MINION AND MAY HAVE INSULTED HIM ALOT. CURRENTLY IN A TRUCE WHERE SIR MYLES WILL STOP MAKING CUTTING COMMENTS ABOUT HIM. AND GRIMMJOW WILL NOT ATTACK SIR MYLES.
PATTY: IS CURRENTLY TRYING TO FIND A TOP HAT FOR HER.
SPIDER: IS DISAPPOINTED THAT MISS SPIDER IS UNCOUTH, SOFT IN THE HEAD AND MENTALLY CHALLENGED.